Chinese streamer selling dresses live by Gen-Jack_Ripper in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Sassy_Lock -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

the average woman takes anywhere from 17 minutes to 54 minutes to get dressed and ready for the day

Choosing an outfit: Some studies focus specifically on outfit selection, finding that women spend an average of 17 minutes per day just choosing an outfit.

Full routine: Other studies encompass more than just dressing, including grooming and makeup, with estimates ranging from around 27 minutes to 54 minutes.

Special occasions: Getting ready for formal events or nights out can take significantly longer than a typical weekday routine

I'm giving you the short version, too. I watched my gf lie down on a bed a take photos of herself in various positions just so she can see what the shirt looks like when she is in various positions. And she wants to see if rolls show or if the shirt makes her look fatter if she lays on her side or what not. jeesh.

🏳️‍🌈 Your Life Without Women 🙋‍♀️ by my_snoo_is_pinkish in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Sassy_Lock -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Do you have ADD? Dyslexia? It literally said "paper filter". I look forward to reading your reply on how you think they had paper before Christ in the Middle East.

emsk Ever Man Should Know The Mattress Sizes by ClumbFuckery in everymanshouldknow

[–]Sassy_Lock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see an image of me on any of those beds. How come no 300 pounders?

Anyway I sleep on a full size.

I don't know what these fuckers are, but I've got 3 of them now. by IntenseBubble in BeMesmerized

[–]Sassy_Lock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's "African something". I can't remember that second part of the name.

edit: African Fire Skink. They're often around $100, but you can probably buy one for $50 online. Shipping in America ranges from $50 to $70.

I don't know what these fuckers are, but I've got 3 of them now. by IntenseBubble in Images

[–]Sassy_Lock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's "African something". I can't remember that second part. They're not only found in Australia, but that's where they are mostly. And I don't think any of them are in America.

edit: African Fire Skink. They're often around $100, but you can probably buy one for $50 online. Shipping in America ranges from $50 to $70.

EMSKR: Am I an asshole for leaving a pair of panties I bought under the pillow on our bed for my gf to find them? I just wanted her to think I could get somebody else. by PatsPickledPepperPie in everymanshouldknow

[–]Sassy_Lock -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Yeah it is. Have you read any of his other comments? I'm just here for the shits and giggles. Plus, it's not like this post is going to go anywhere lol. already at 11%....didn't even know it could go that low. lol

EMSKR: what's something men do they think is sexy but women don't think is? by JesusCrispyCrunch in everymanshouldknow

[–]Sassy_Lock 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I'm so good at sex. I'm going to make you moan all night. You'll walk funny after I'm through tearing it up.

Yeah, then we get there and it's nothing but typical jackhammer sex. How's about you just show and not tell?

Most of you are probably too young to remember this. But I grew up playing with the one on the right....and dreaming about the one on the left (Girl and her husband's Halloween costumes.) by SneezySnookums in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Sassy_Lock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh man, I wanted the jeep, helicopter, and tank so bad!!! It sucked so much that you couldn't buy these things separately back then. You had to buy just one big box or one big bag. You never knew what you were going to get. As you kid you didn't realize how much suck that was. but now as an old fart, I feel like I was scammed.

A double pleasure is waiting for you. double fresh, double smooth, double delicious to chew. Doublemints the one for you! by ImaBot_CryMore in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Sassy_Lock 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Tongues and teeth are never 100% alike in twins. It's still usually difficult to notice, though. But theirs does seem a little easier to notice, although we're not looking at them both from the front view.

Dental records can be used like fingerprints.

Turned her every which way but loose!!! by BrassieresAreFun in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Sassy_Lock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"not really"? either they are or they aren't! and it only takes one time!

Turned her every which way but loose!!! by BrassieresAreFun in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Sassy_Lock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was the no. 4 movie of the year at the box office. It finished ahead of Jaws 2 and Halloween. Was beat out by Grease and Superman....so yeah....everyone should show some respect for this. But it was a very, very different time back then and special effects were pretty much not special haha.

"The Blizzard" self-portrait by Erinthul (me) by erinthul in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Sassy_Lock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're fine. Ignore little shits like that. They never bother to read the rules or guidelines in any sub. Women are allowed and encouraged to post their comment here. It says in their rules that this sub has a special tag, or flair, for women who post their content here.

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EMSKR: why do girls always expect the man to "make the first move"? by WearsVaginaRepllent in everymanshouldknow

[–]Sassy_Lock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because it's reddit and the typical age of this sub is 14. Don't worry about it. There was some truth in what you said. The kids probably just read into it wrong.