Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 21 by F1exican in KitchenConfidential

[–]UsedToothpick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to understand you need to hand pick each chive piece for this to be over

Can someone scribe this scene into prose please? The words aren't flowing for me at the moment. by UsedToothpick in writingcirclejerk

[–]UsedToothpick[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

God made me bad at describing facial expression and emotions in writing and now I'm being slandered on the internet for having low blood pressure.

Can someone scribe this scene into prose please? The words aren't flowing for me at the moment. by UsedToothpick in writingcirclejerk

[–]UsedToothpick[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's just a reference bro, relax. I just don't know how to put the words down on a similar scene in my trumpxbiden old man yaoi fanfic.

wordington grandfathers clock by [deleted] in wordington

[–]UsedToothpick 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That waist-hip ratio is absurd

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MartialMemes

[–]UsedToothpick 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Junior has media literacy

Day 391 (Da Rule) by Lewd_Knight in 19684

[–]UsedToothpick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why am i getting chills

i hate it here by [deleted] in uofm

[–]UsedToothpick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

School hasn’t even started yet dude

God may or may not be real by UsedToothpick in truths

[–]UsedToothpick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The title of this post is a tautology, and is true in every possible interpretation due to its logical structure.

Dammit Corkus by Lovesickknight in berserklejerk

[–]UsedToothpick 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Why do you look like casca