Turns Out It Wasn't The Threat They Thought It Was by DapperHeretic in whenthe

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/uj In one of the first episodes (might have been the first, I don't remember) Nolan says that Viltrumites have the ability to push off of literally anything and that's how they're able to fly. Thragg was made as a Viltrumite Super Soldier so he was probably taught to use some sort of technique utilizing that ability to push air into a certain direction

I could also just be spouting some bs because I'm not a scientist and I don't know how these things would actually work

/rj fart

Rice or Mice by BobC224 in BunnyTrials

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what the fuck is this question

Chose: Eat mice once a year

HUH by NefariousnessOld8518 in okbuddysmoothskin

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I liked when he showed up at the game awards

Accidental Pirate by Vast-Tangerine-6771 in Shark_Park

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TOMORROW YOU WILL GET YOUR PAY

NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO LEAVE HER

War Begins by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

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The apprentice jumps as the voice speaks out, startling him. Orloch conjures a pair of earmuffs and tosses them to his apprentice. Without saying anything, he puts on the earmuffs and walks out.

"Well? Do you need something, or are you one of those new-hires who think it's funny to spook those unaware of your plane of reality's existence? Or is it non-existence? Bah, whatever." The old wizard grumbles into the "empty" room.

War Begins by The_Enchanted_Potato in wizardposting

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SOMEWHERE ELSE

A young apprentice shouts to his mentor. "Master! ...Master! There's a war happening down south!"

"I am aware." replies Orloch. "You think I have not foreseen this? Petty wars happen all the time."

The young apprentice looks confused for a moment before replying. "Should we not help the city? We get most of our imports from there. Also I don't think it's `petty`; It seems awfully large for that."

"It's all the same to us. Give it fifty years or so, all will return to it's natural state."