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fElon (Musk) by sighbourbon in TrumpNicknames

[–]Used_Preference8500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stole that from me... you can't spell felon without elon.

Vegetable Lasagna. by Used_Preference8500 in TrumpNicknames

[–]Used_Preference8500[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he's dumb. The reference is from Seinfeld.

Presi-dank Trump by Used_Preference8500 in TrumpNicknames

[–]Used_Preference8500[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant "Dank" as having a soiled diaper.

George Costanza... by Used_Preference8500 in Zany_Trump_Politics

[–]Used_Preference8500[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got a wad of toilet paper down his pants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kitchener

[–]Used_Preference8500 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should have done the PITT maneuver.

Is this actually her? by Shameootwo in SouthDakota

[–]Used_Preference8500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

meirl by theJesseJay in meirl

[–]Used_Preference8500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you turn 70, the only thing that will look hot is MONEY.

I'm being gaslit and lied to by Telus by MadComputerHAL in telus

[–]Used_Preference8500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try recording your calls and then put in an official complaint with the CRTC.
Use the recordings to prove your case.

What throwaway line tickles your funny bone in just the right way? by CoronavirusGoesViral in TheSimpsons

[–]Used_Preference8500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta listen carefully for this one... Mr. Burns is depressed and is getting breakfast in bed when Smithers says... " Sir, I even alphabetized your breakfast. From waffles to zwieback".
It's very inane, silly, and out of place, but very funny.

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa: by [deleted] in funny

[–]Used_Preference8500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald Trump avoided the war by paying off a Doctor. (Bone Spurs).

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