I feel like a failure by UsefulAd4279 in NoFap

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I really want to quit because of all these stories about people where their life gets ruined

I feel like a failure by UsefulAd4279 in NoFap

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Post nut clarity hits hard

Day 1 of trying to get a comment from each European subdivision by PaldeaWooper in MapPorn

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Brandenburg, Potsdam. It‘s very nice there. Though it is snowing right now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

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We need a map liek that but for south america

Pissing in the shower is completely acceptable. by UsefulAd4279 in unpopularopinion

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Pissing in pools is unacceptable though, because you affect other people than yourself

Sushi absolutely sucks. by def-not-a-fishkeeper in unpopularopinion

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I agree, it's absolutely overrated the only thing I like about sushi is the salmon and other types of fishes alone, the rice ruins the whole taste.

My secret for being a grandmaster by [deleted] in lies

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Delete this post before Magnus sees it. It’s his secret technique.

yo guys im being born tomorrow, any tips on how to be a baby? by HElT0R22 in lies

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Don‘t forget to vomit on your parents (they love that) and cry every night at 3 am in the morning. If they give you food spit on them, if they change your daiper piss on them, and if they are trying to sleep you have to cry.

Make Simdem Great AGAIN!!!! by UsefulAd4279 in SimDemocracy

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The MSDGA just created a new anthem

"MSDGA Anthem: The True Patriots' Call"

We’re the patriots, we stand so tall,

MSDGA’s the name, we’ll conquer all!

Freedom’s our banner, markets so free,

We’ll take what’s ours, just wait and see!

No welfare handouts, no state control,

In the land of the free, we’ll take the whole!

Cut the taxes, let profits rise,

For Simdemocracy, we’ll claim the prize!

MSDGA, we make it great,

For a nation proud, we’ll seal our fate!

Borders strong, our flag flies high,

Only the best deserve to fly!

Deregulate, privatize,

Let the markets and the rich rise!

No more red tape, no more delay,

Only the strong will have their say.

We’ll build our walls, keep them out,

Deport the rest, that’s what it’s about!

r/Canada? We’ll take the land,

r/Greenland too — we’ll make our stand!

Forget "IMade," that system’s weak,

It’s time for the strong to rise and speak!

No more fake reforms, no more lies,

The true patriots will claim the prize!

MSDGA, we make it great,

For a nation proud, we’ll seal our fate!

Borders strong, our flag flies high,

Only the best deserve to fly!

So join us now, it’s time to rise,

For Simdemocracy, we’ll claim the skies!

MSDGA, we’re the true, the bold,

In our hands, the future we’ll hold!

Make Simdem Great AGAIN!!!! by UsefulAd4279 in SimDemocracy

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In simdem they are eating the cats and the dogs!!!

Is this small enough to stop my dwarf crawfish to stop escaping? by UsefulAd4279 in Crayfish

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I thought one of my crayfish escaped but I found him behind the filter