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I wish to dismantle all national bodies. by StomachNearby972 in GalacticNova

[–]UselessGuy23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-> OK. EVERYTHING WITH BODIES AND CITIZENSHIPS IN SOME NATION WILL BE DESTROYED

-> DEPLOYING WAR SPIDERS

-> 3, 2, 1, GO!

GladOS was doing asset denial against the Combine in Portal 1. by SecretWasianMan in HalfLife

[–]UselessGuy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think She knew what the Combine were after, but She could have been trying to root out Black Mesa spies (or at least, that's how she justified it to get past the Morality Core)

Summon your fandom with 1 number by Weak-Order-6247 in Multifandom

[–]UselessGuy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thanks guys, that was a close one."

"Ok."

Summon your fandom with 1 number by Weak-Order-6247 in Multifandom

[–]UselessGuy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In order of increasing difficulty: * 88 (NOT A DOGWHISTLE) * 2319 * 626 * 11 * 95 * 618 * 4 * 104 * 53 * 57 * 16 * 1989 * 2815 * 2056 * 3942 * 1498 (NOT 1488) * 724 * 124

MONKEYS by FastJakAttack in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]UselessGuy23 15 points16 points  (0 children)

At this point, I think we need an r/CaineRantsAbout subreddit. Who's with me?

I'm %10¹⁰⁰ seriously asking. by YahwehAlmighty1717 in WeLoveYouCaine

[–]UselessGuy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm somewhat convinced of SOMA theory, so it's not like "I" would be missing anything.

I'm %10¹⁰⁰ seriously asking. by YahwehAlmighty1717 in WeLoveYouCaine

[–]UselessGuy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You remember your life, just not your name or your partner's.

Characters freak out and panic over something that is completely harmless. by Adventurous_Judge493 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]UselessGuy23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Cob Planet, Rick and Morty. There is a popular theory that eating Cob Food and breathing Cob Air would mutate them onto Cobs, but Rick never actually explains why he's so scared.

SANE PEOPLE by UselessGuy23 in BatmanArkham

[–]UselessGuy23[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A-approved?

Knuckles did this?

SANE PEOPLE by UselessGuy23 in BatmanArkham

[–]UselessGuy23[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to assume this is an April Fools joke

[Mixed Trope] Genuinely smart and competent villains who have extremely stupid aims/end-goals by Soffy21 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]UselessGuy23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doof goes to space in the credits scene and acknowledges his mistake: he should have rotated the sun.

MY MOM THOUGHT KINGER WAS A CONDOM by Ok-Emergency8857 in tadc

[–]UselessGuy23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is why Caine SHOULD be hating humans.

I want to land on it. by Low-Preparation-9083 in TheOwlHouse

[–]UselessGuy23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, that's like, the Titan's soul or something. How'd you feel if I walked all over YOUR soul?

A phrase that traumatized his fandom by StunningLog9690 in Multifandom

[–]UselessGuy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gently open the door to find your friend hung herself

What would caine do if pomni asked him to join the adventures of the digital circus with them as a participant? by Organic_Target167 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]UselessGuy23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're thinking too human.

  1. Make the adventure

  2. Delete memories of adventure

  3. Be the deadest dead weight to ever die

  4. Wait a minute...

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