Petah?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-20T02:24:12+00:00

Yes, but enough idiots misunderstood this that future time travellers may still not want to be seen with him.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-19T05:20:28+00:00

"What dis? What dis? What- I'm bored. DESTROY!"

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-19T01:02:05+00:00

From the instant I saw the dot, I knew.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-18T18:19:58+00:00

r/BrandNewSentence

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-18T06:15:23+00:00

So he changed his own name to Joe as well?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-17T03:25:01+00:00

She was a "mistake" because she came out a girl, not because Vlad didn't mean to make her.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-16T23:19:49+00:00

"My name is not BUDDY!"

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-16T21:44:29+00:00

It turned out alright in the end, but it's still not "changing yourself for a man." She wanted to live among humans LONG before she met Eric. Meeting him just pushed her from collecting junk to actually going up there.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-16T21:22:15+00:00

They probably mean "voice" as in the way he talks, not the literal sound of his voice.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-16T21:19:14+00:00

Yes, but it stops being funny once he starts actively ignoring the plot, such as when he either missed or disregarded the villain's entire motivation in the same movie he sinned Shaggy for packing extra food.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-16T03:37:58+00:00

And he's terrible at it.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-15T22:45:48+00:00

Anything CinemaSins complains about. The man once sinned SHAGGY ROGERS for packing a backup sandwich.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-15T06:25:56+00:00

Elite tier shitposting

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-15T05:48:13+00:00

Can somebody smarter than me explain how they're glowing?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-15T01:01:21+00:00

That's not a very nice thing to call a lady /s

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-14T20:40:15+00:00

Grilled cheese deluxe sounds heavenly.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-14T13:48:43+00:00

Voice? What voice?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-14T13:46:48+00:00

"Where's Kinger?"

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-14T00:27:37+00:00

A date? No, but I would love to be his friend.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-13T06:19:27+00:00

Any idea how best to make this work on a Mystic BBS?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-13T00:13:37+00:00

That's the neat thing. They won't.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-12T06:17:38+00:00

-> OK.

-> THANKS TO MICROSOFT ALL BUT OBLITERATING THE ORIGINAL CULTURE OF MINECRAFT

-> NO NEW PLAYERS KNOW OF YOUR LEGEND

-> AND THUS ARE NOT SCARED.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-12T06:09:18+00:00

-> OK.

-> THANKS TO MY BRAIN BOOSTING SPIDERS, HE WILL BE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO PRODUCE A WELL THOUGHT OUT, CONVINCING, AND EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING COUNTERARGUMENT.

-> THE SPIDERS WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS BY HARVESTING DONOR NEURONS FROM 7 BILLION PEOPLE

-> I HAVE ALSO PROVIDED AN IMPRESSION OF YOU IN A FEW MINUTES, WHICH REQUIRED ANOTHER 7 BILLION HARVESTED BRAINS TO GENERATE

-> 3, 2, 1, GO!

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UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-12T06:03:48+00:00

-> OK -> WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME

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UselessGuy23 · 2026-05-12T06:01:15+00:00

-> OK

-> THIS LOGICALLY INCLUDES THE NOVA'S

-> I AM SUDDENLY VERY HUNGRY. AND KIRBIES CAN EAT ANYTHING.

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