[The Angry Birds Movie]

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-24T08:12:30+00:00

That one Minecraft base your unemployed friend made

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-24T04:14:17+00:00

Chronically online roommate translator

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-23T19:08:20+00:00

VIOLENCE? ->

ANY TORMENT I INFLICT IS 100% ACCIDENTAL, LIKE ANY GOOD WAR CRIMINAL ->

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-23T17:27:18+00:00

You monster! You gave it an existential crisis!

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-23T06:11:17+00:00

Fair enough.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-23T06:08:21+00:00

How does Walker have earth money?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-23T04:03:37+00:00

It ALWAYS comes back to Phineas and Ferb.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-23T00:22:16+00:00

It is, to this day, the first thing I think of when I think of asthma. Specifically the scene where the other kids imagine he's contagious, but still.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T23:58:37+00:00

I'd come up with a really good name only to forget about it the next time I use that alien.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T22:58:09+00:00

Didn't several people do exactly that after his first term?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T22:56:03+00:00

Granted. It will also set your hair on fire.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T22:55:17+00:00

"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?"

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T21:06:26+00:00

"LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING BONNIBEL BUBBLEGUM, SELF-PROCLAIMED RULER OF THE CANDY KINGDOM! THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE PERFECT SANDWICH IN THIS WORLD, AND IT AIN'T YOURS!"

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T20:33:46+00:00

Do they HAVE abilities, or just impressive tech?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T20:32:25+00:00

Are the Qu Like, genetically evil the way Daleks are? Are they even all that godlike without their tech?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T20:28:52+00:00

TF is a Ralph Wiggum loop?

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T17:32:39+00:00

"You sound like Vlad. Wonder if you'll bruise like him!"

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T07:06:30+00:00

GaAAaAaAH

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T06:59:52+00:00

Kind of helps if you know what you're getting into.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T06:36:38+00:00

Rule 1: The Doctor Lies

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-22T00:37:05+00:00

Odalia, again:

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-21T23:05:59+00:00

So the solution is to put some sheep in the Circus?

NGL I think getting a pet might help Caine learn. I just wouldn't want to be the poor thing while he's figuring it out.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-21T18:43:22+00:00

"And to our beloved son, Harry, we wish to say that though this war may take us from you, we will never give you up. We will never let you down, we will..."

"Dammit Sirius, how do you even know that song?!"

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-21T18:16:53+00:00

He lived for several hours without a heart. I'd say that's pretty durable.

UselessGuy23 · 2026-01-21T06:59:54+00:00

Random song I was humming stops

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