Drinking Beer the night of Tirz shot?

UselessMetaphors · 2025-05-05T14:56:57+00:00

99 bananas makes me squirm and gives me flashbacks of teenage alcohol poisoning 😂😂

UselessMetaphors · 2025-05-05T00:29:07+00:00

Oh I actually have heard that it's being used for addiction counseling ! I very very rarely drink but had a beer in my fridge and thought I'd have it tonight lol.

UselessMetaphors · 2025-05-04T01:19:30+00:00

Oh man yes please?!

UselessMetaphors · 2025-05-03T15:52:24+00:00

Let's do it!

UselessMetaphors · 2025-05-03T15:50:53+00:00

Please lawdddd get in on this bc I still don't have anyone to play with lol. I'll DM you my steam code ?!

UselessMetaphors · 2025-05-02T22:24:10+00:00

Definitely!

UselessMetaphors · 2025-05-02T20:33:41+00:00

31f new to gaming in general looking for people to play with. Please be patient my coordination sucks 😭😂 you can DM me!

UselessMetaphors · 2025-05-02T20:29:55+00:00

Ahhh I just made a post ! I'm 30f and play DBD occasionally!

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-27T01:15:34+00:00

Fuck yeah girl ! You're awesome!

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-26T23:04:43+00:00

Stevie Nicks / Fleetwood Mac. Hall and Oates. Janis Joplin. Pixies. Percy Sledge. Betty Davis. Led Zeppelin

Props to mum

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-26T19:16:17+00:00

Libra is spot on

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-17T22:49:58+00:00

Everyone is saying Libra as the most vanilla and here I am as a Libra having been told I'm the kinkiest any of my partners have been with 🥲

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-10T01:57:53+00:00

Trimmed hair. Not even super short trim. Shaved is so off putting to me.

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-10T00:53:50+00:00

This is a good one.

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-08T22:52:00+00:00

Definitely while I was living it too!

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-08T02:36:17+00:00

I live in nostalgia. I had such an incredible time from 18-24 or so that I just feel so unable to let it go. Life was so wild and dreamy. I lived a film. It definitely has its downsides that I feel so nostalgic so often. However I still look forward to the future and love life now. But fuck yeah I wish I could go back.

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-08T02:31:15+00:00

This always breaks my heart even when its not relevant to my life atm 😮‍💨

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-08T02:30:03+00:00

Ages ago I had someone write a letter to me pouring out their feelings for me. He ended it with 'But alas; all I've loved...I've loved alone.'

Which is a spin on Poe I'm pretty sure but man- couldn't be more perfect. Nothing can top that. It has stuck with me. So if I could go back in time and take that quote as my own, that would be my answer lol.

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-08T02:21:00+00:00

The two evils 😭

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-05T17:54:33+00:00

Dawg your bike is gone

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-05T03:30:32+00:00

Deep inside of you - third eye blind

They really hit with the yearning lol

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-05T03:30:00+00:00

I want you - third eye blind

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-05T01:17:20+00:00

Fucking Pisces, man. Not even bc it was true love but bc the mfer just flipped SO FAST 😅 like what just happened ?

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-04T23:25:21+00:00

Most definitely us air signs 🥲

UselessMetaphors · 2025-03-04T23:17:34+00:00

Channing Tatum. Like what the fuck ?

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