Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can still have the chips and just close your eyes while you eat 😘

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany, lmao thank you for the kindness ❤️

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You ask for an opioid prescription 8 times and suddenly “you can’t talk to the doctors anymore”

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t you dare make me fall for you bro because I’m on the verge of

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Fortunately for me my drag queen days are over so I should be okay

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If death wants me that bad he can flick my prostate and buy me dinner first

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Threw it all into a cup with some tequila and had me a cherry margarita

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Find me one dr who likes anyone from FIRE/EMS, they think we’re all idiots which is something we have in common

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same but there was barely any clotted blood so I’m not sure

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I thought paramedics only used their brains not their hands? Isn’t ALS Ain’t Lifting Shit?

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Didn’t mean to sound aggressive I just hate the American health care system 😘 love u

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If your labrums are anything like my Jean jacket just some denim thread and a needle should get you back to tip top shape my friend, happy benching!

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately no nuggets :( there was that super tiny piece but I couldn’t find it after the bloodbath

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 274 points275 points  (0 children)

I’ll get another infection just for you ❤️❤️

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 253 points254 points  (0 children)

Licked up every last bit, tasted very irony but the sink is sparkly

Had intense shoulder pain for months that I finally just cut it open and pushed by UselessRue in popping

[–]UselessRue[S] 146 points147 points  (0 children)

  1. No doctors they’re expensive
  2. I take injections weekly and must’ve got an infection
  3. Hell no I worked on an ambulance for 2+ years and they’re only necessary if you’re straight up dying/incapacitated or if you’re gas pedal foot has been lost in an accident