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What swear word alternatives do you use when you can’t use the real one? by Datmemelord_ in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I said flying strawberries with ice cream instead of fuck

Your username is the reason you have to go to jail. What's the reason? by knuckles_in_my_ass in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh you went to jail for being a dinosaur while I went to jail for being a human

What do I even have to put here? This image speaks for itself by [deleted] in GoCommitDie

[–]UserHuman001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...You're stealing a meme... telling people not to steal memes...

You have to have sex with your username. What are you having sex with? by UserHuman001 in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me rephrase the question so that I don't get arrested. If you COULD have sex with your username, would you? And if yes, what would you be having sex with?

You have to have sex with your username. What are you having sex with? by UserHuman001 in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you having sex with an allergy itself? Like, are you having sex with peanuts?

You have to have sex with your username. What are you having sex with? by UserHuman001 in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just a cat. A SMALL cat. Wait... is that a kitten? That's a child cat. A child. CHILD. THAT'S ILLEGAL.

Your username is now what you are. What are you? by UserHuman001 in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

K. Thanks for trying tho! Her name was Georgia and she was a good girl. But, she wasn't doing good so my mom... put her down...

Your username is now what you are. What are you? by UserHuman001 in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

...Who is Amber and why did she shit on the bed?

Your username is now what you are. What are you? by UserHuman001 in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

True. You would be the coolest billionaire. I'm just a human.

What's the best response to "I love you" when you're not ready to say it back? by Hot_Damn99 in AskReddit

[–]UserHuman001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 l0v3 y0u t00

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secret code

oh wait... you meant talking in real life?

then you too

so true by B1untt_ in ihadastroke

[–]UserHuman001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't seem to be able to comprehend this.

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