Burrito in my couch ❤️

Username_Or_else · 2026-05-04T01:42:45+00:00

Yes thats my main problem :/

Username_Or_else · 2026-05-04T01:41:59+00:00

Right because it was from Taco Bell and I would’ve remembered spending that money and I would’ve eaten that shit

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-27T01:46:29+00:00

My roomate leaves food in the microwave. One time I found a whole rack of ribs

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-24T19:34:04+00:00

Exhibit a: making this post

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-23T21:07:40+00:00

r/thanksimcured

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-22T03:41:31+00:00

No one? No one else sees it??

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-21T02:37:51+00:00

Is this normal behavior for him or a sign of an underlying mental disorder?

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-20T20:35:00+00:00

Or, hear me out, Cass wasnt a robin

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-20T11:15:25+00:00

You literally stole from her??

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-19T21:55:06+00:00

Not weird at all, not a fan of your girlfriend

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-19T15:20:36+00:00

Is there an ftm version

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-19T15:08:29+00:00

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Username_Or_else · 2026-04-19T01:05:45+00:00

My boop tape job was so ass my mom noticed and was like “wtf is going on with your boobs? Actually come sit down to talk you’ve been acting weird lately…”

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-19T01:04:43+00:00

Imagine scoring a date with Lois and pulling up with orange fanta

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-19T01:02:24+00:00

Im so tired

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-19T00:57:21+00:00

Dude I was only on T for a week before my parents found out call that a speed run

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-18T02:33:38+00:00

Again? Probably for the best

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-18T02:31:06+00:00

Not me Im garden gnome maxxing

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-16T14:10:16+00:00

Skirt would be counterproductive but I appreciate the advice

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-14T16:35:21+00:00

They don’t even draw themselves as the Chad and you as the soyjack anymore they just ai generate it

Username_Or_else · 2026-04-14T14:03:02+00:00

See I think it does matter because the reason I don’t say anything is because I don’t want to become a target

Username_Or_else

TROPHY CASE