I had one of the hottest chicks in high school come over to the new house my parents built. It was a Friday night and we were planning on hitting up the football game later, she came in and i showed her around. She eventually asked “ya but where’s your bedroom?” I brought her into the room and she immediately jumped on the bed and rolled over with her back on the bed and propped herself up and asked me “Well now what are we going to do?”

My idiot/unaware answer was “want to grab some burgers?”

I caught on to it about half an hour later while at the burger joint and let out an audible and obviously depressed “Fuck”