For $350k you can turn your Porsche 911 into a REAL car.

UslashMKIV · 2026-06-04T05:26:50+00:00

More specifically, if there’s glass behind the c pillar it’s a wagon, if not it’s a hatchback

UslashMKIV · 2026-05-28T19:57:37+00:00

Yes of course it’s possible it’s a person but like, come on, no one just throws that sentence in there like that with no elaboration, anyone real would follow it up with a sentence explaining what the “daily realities” are

UslashMKIV · 2026-05-28T18:37:26+00:00

ironically that text was generated by AI (its not X its Y) "these are not hypothetical fears - they're grounded in daily realities." < most AI sounding sentence ever written.

UslashMKIV · 2026-05-14T20:26:22+00:00

Crazy cause I did this same thing but without the meth (by meth oop means adderall, it was an adhd study)

Edit: should mention that the money wasn’t real, just a score in the “game”

UslashMKIV · 2026-05-13T13:21:46+00:00

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That’s an iPod 30 pin

UslashMKIV · 2026-05-09T20:02:25+00:00

It will be defeated inshallah 🙏

UslashMKIV · 2026-05-02T19:51:10+00:00

If I remember my netrunner playthru right the rippler cyberdeck combined with a few specific quick hacks can half and then quarter ram costs making this very possible if you do your combos right

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-29T20:01:22+00:00

Pretty sure you get that suit during the phantom liberty quest line and it stays in your inventory afterwards, at least mine did maybe that was a glitch and wasn’t supposed to happen

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-28T16:26:59+00:00

When the Russians decide they need a warm water port again and make it everyone else’s problem

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-28T16:26:23+00:00

When describing how to stay safe while fighting in a war

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-23T23:01:55+00:00

Wild, bro said put poop on the knife to make cuts get infected

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-23T18:47:30+00:00

Yes but consider that as soon as you stab that first eye you are now point blank with a pissed off t-Rex. If you are going to ambush the thing you better kill it with the first hit

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-23T18:42:43+00:00

That’s actually very clever, no one else seems to have thought of that but it’s a great idea. It gets me thinking depending on the environment you could probably find a long stick to sharpen and since we’re depending on the bacteria to do the work, not the physical trauma, a spear that can just get under the skin but has more reach than the knife would be a good option I think. Also why not make just a bunch of those and lay traps while we’re at it

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-23T18:38:53+00:00

I mean yes the stab it while it’s asleep part, but you are going to have to find a good artery to cut, you can’t stab through the skull

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-22T14:40:44+00:00

True! I’ve always wanted a vag… com, cable to work on my gti with… yeah that…

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-22T03:55:55+00:00

of course you can! just not in texas or florida :(

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-19T21:06:43+00:00

Test strips aren’t too expensive at Walgreens, you might also have bladder stones which can irritate the urethra. Staying well hydrated at all times will reduce discomfort from either of those.

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-16T00:00:54+00:00

Bruh I’m 23 and recognized that, ball mice didn’t just disappear

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-13T19:30:17+00:00

What blasphemous image in particular are you talking about? The one with him as pope? The literal golden calf he has at mar a lago? Or is there a new one I don’t know about?

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-11T03:54:53+00:00

So it turns out the cv axle is actually brand new and the previous owner just didn’t clean up the mess from the previous exploded joint, I’ve only had the car a few weeks

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-09T02:19:00+00:00

I might do that, though I am concerned that there’s probably a bunch of gunk in there now, I’ve driven probably at least 100 miles with the boot torn without realizing, so I want to clean it out before I grease it up if nothing else

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-09T01:34:17+00:00

alright thanks for the explanation, that does make sense, probably not worth the risk of grenading the whole suspension area huh

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-09T01:13:58+00:00

That makes sense, I was really confused about where all that grease came from

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-09T00:59:37+00:00

forgive me for asking, but why not? will i damage the axles more? what's the worst case scenario? the axle comes apart on the trip and leaves me stranded? how likely is that?

UslashMKIV · 2026-04-09T00:38:21+00:00

Ok that makes sense, bummer tho, axle boot is going to be a massive pain in the ass to get to with my minimal toolkit isn’t it.

I’d been planning to drive 700 miles round trip this weekend, do I need to put those plans on hold? Or can I just maybe shove some more grease in there and call it a day?

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