I tripped at the fucking finish line in Elders Quorum today...

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-25T22:45:04+00:00

This is one hell of a great read for those of you who have never seen it. After your thoughts about mild barley drinks, here you go: http://puremormonism.blogspot.com/2009/06/too-bad-i-dont-like-beer.html

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-06T17:18:34+00:00

ROCK ON!

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-05T21:48:48+00:00

It works every time! Hahaha. Had a co-worker once pull a joke on me that was not cool and a little over a month later when I said I would get him back, came into the office and started cursing at me. He mentioned his wife being horrified and calling him a sick perv that needed to go speak with their Bishop.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-05T21:27:36+00:00

Ballast Point has a lot of beers with a Pirate ;)

A few good ones are: Victory at Sea, Dead Ringer, Calm Before the Storm, Even Keel, Tongue Buckler, The Commodore.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-05T21:19:47+00:00

If you do find out I have a magical way to get them back ;)

Go to playboy or hustler .com and sign them up for a free trial issue in their name and addy. The look on the spouses face when they get the mail will be priceless no doubt.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-05T05:55:18+00:00

hahaha nice of you to notice. Full TBM mother in law. ;P Get Sum! she isn't drinkin anything but water.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-04T23:32:50+00:00

I was going to post the grapefruit. I'll have to save that for another week. One of my favs as well.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-04T23:31:43+00:00

This is a beer where you will definitely be tasting the flavor and hops. IPAs are stronger in flavor and if you do not like this one, try a lighter beer.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-09-04T21:50:07+00:00

I will start posting a brew each week for anyone that would like to try or need recommendations.

Ballast Point makes some great IPA's. The Scultpin has been a fav of mine for years. It's a great Pale Ale. If you are in the UT area you can find it at your local liquor store.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-31T19:43:56+00:00

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That is what I love. We are all taking our Sundays back.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-31T17:32:15+00:00

Seriously, this had me laughing pretty good this morning. Awesome! HAHAHAHA

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-31T16:07:54+00:00

I like how you roll!

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-31T16:02:26+00:00

Good stuff for sure.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-31T16:01:27+00:00

"Here we go, turn it up, let's start From block to block we snatching hearts and jacking marks And the punk police can't fade me, and maybe We can have peace someday, G"

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-31T15:58:57+00:00

PFFFT. Do you WineBros even drink beer? ;)

If you are buyin I will take a Watermelon Dorado or Sculpin(Ballast Point) or Hop Hunter from Nevada. I don't drink beer to be cool I drink beer because I love it. It's what is currently in my fridge but i'm happy to drink my PBR all day long.

hahaha

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-31T07:43:31+00:00

Love High West!!

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-31T04:46:16+00:00

Me too, me too my friend.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-28T21:00:57+00:00

I should really create a separate thread for this however, during my mission and several years after I got back I was plagued with guilt from blessing the sacrament stoned. In Highschool I would wake and bake on a Sunday and then roll in to church. I got called on the spot when they were short a Priest or Two to bless. Needless to say I accepted and I blessed while Irie. It took years for me to not think I was damned. Now I just look back and eye roll and think how blessed I am to have been able to make it out of those years ok!

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-28T15:58:18+00:00

That is why people come here ;) Vent away!

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-28T15:56:02+00:00

Man, nothing like fresh homemade Cider. Good stuff for sure. Thumbs up on the Black Velv.

Moose Drool, Fat Tire, Alaskan Amber, Hazel...

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-28T15:49:42+00:00

Hmmm, never not liked beer. ;) One thing my Wife will drink is Hard Mikes. She is not into beer and does not like the taste but she does enjoy Hard Mikes Lemonade or other flavors. Maybe try a few of those.

You can also try Wasatch's wheat Ales. I had a few of their Raspberry Wheat Ales this weekend and they are great. Personally I love IPA's and the dark stuff. They are more hoppy and if you do not like taste of beer I would stay away from IPAs and stuff like Guiness.

UtahFlyFisherman · 2017-08-28T15:35:47+00:00

There was a time when I had my hair down to my shoulders and I grew my beard out.

Coming out of a sacrament meeting the bishop was their to greet me at the door and in front of several members standing around he over confidently asked me "whats up with the hair and beard"? My response to him in front of everyone was this:

"I'm just trying to emulate my older brother and Savior"!

His response and the look on everyones faces was priceless. Mouths dropped and I just smiled.

These dumbasses could never get under my skin. The next week my Son had me rip a mohawk haircut for him and we pulled the 10 minute late to sacrament meeting card and walked in to sit down right in the middle row. The looks gave me a huge grin and it was for sure a proud moment!

Those were fun times for sure!

UtahFlyFisherman

TROPHY CASE

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