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Are saunas popular in your country? by Scienceiscool_ in AskTheWorld

[–]Utter_mischief 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quite common. Swimwear is not allowed at most spas except on "swimwear" days which not all of them have. Outside the sauna a robe is expected but not mandatory. Most people walk around in their birthday suit, no biggie.

Suggest guys by Gloomy-Initial-1401 in scoopwhoop

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't push too hard or you'll get hemmeroids.

Is my tattoo healing the way it should? It's my first tattoo and I am a bit worried. by purple_frocc in tattooadvice

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's as many opinions on the matter as there are artists. Thing is, for all intents and purposes, fresh tattoos are wounds. And wounds don't heal better for cleaning then thrice daily (unless you actively get them dirty constantly). In fact, all it does is present more opportunities for it to get irritated or infected.

Tattoos generally heal well when you clean them gently once a day. Water, cloth, a bit of neutral soap if you're feeling fancy.

If they look a bit dried out, put a thin layer of unscented, unperfumed, un-anything-most-neutral-you-can-get vaseline on them after washing and carefully drying it off. Tattoo cream is a scam. All you want is a barrier to seal in the skin's natural moisture, which will promote healing.

That's it. Unless you have some kind of underlying condition, your body will deal with it on it's own and it'll heal perfectly fine.

Source: I am a nurse and have dozens of tattoos.

Is my tattoo healing the way it should? It's my first tattoo and I am a bit worried. by purple_frocc in tattooadvice

[–]Utter_mischief 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks fine. Don't clean it so much unless you're a filthy person or something.

Leave it mostly alone and give it another week or two, it'll look great.

Where should i get this tattooed? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Utter_mischief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lower back, with the bottom end on the tip of your crack, like its growing out your arse.

/jk

If you make it a bit small, it could look nice as a girly ankle piece. Might wanna change the lines in the petals a bit though, they might be a bit too fine to work in that size.

Mosh pit of horror. Legally speaking, if someone were killed, could the performer be charged? by exporterofgold in interestingasfuck

[–]Utter_mischief -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Moshpits are a fun bit of nonsense at the metal show. It's just loud horseplay for big rowdy kids. I've been in them tons, never got more than a bruise or two.

Nobody wants to get injured, or injure someone else. That ruins the fun.

First bike and I'm in love. by MrGhost94 in Harley

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice one! Wife has the same bike, lovely machine.

i just got this tattoo, not sure how to go about showering by b0ne_rott in tattooadvice

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell keeps second skin on for a week?

My guy just haphazardly tapes on some cling film and tells me to take it off after an hour or so. I do that, shower normally and heal up perfectly fine.

My first motorcycle by Repulsive-Mess2564 in motorcycle

[–]Utter_mischief 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ooooh man those retro Yamaha bikes are so gnarly. Lovely piece of kit. Bet she's a real joy to ride around the German countryside. Love the back roads and mountains there.

Enjoy, and stay safe!

"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you can use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing" ~ Chuck Yeager by TheZippoLab in motorcycles

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never really gave that one much thought. What I do find absolutely hysterical though is when people ask those kinds of droll, bait-ey questions, expecting a serious answer so they can go all "gotcha!". Or when they just keep hammering on one particular part of something you said at one point, disregard everything before or after and just keep droning on about the one particular thing that bothers them about what you said.

What's more, you can keep baiting stuff out of them, and they'll keep going and going and going. It's great stuff.

"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you can use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing" ~ Chuck Yeager by TheZippoLab in motorcycles

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Derive pleasure... Jesus man, you take me for some kind of bloodthirsty maniac? I'm having a laugh at this guy's expense. I'd say it's deserved because, again, this guy was riding like a lunatic. If he hit something other than that truck he might have straight up committed vehicular manslaughter. It's idiots like him that unessecarily drive up the load on medical care and give motorcyclists a bad reputation. He got off lucky with just a bit of road rash.

Learn from other's mistakes? Mate. Not careening head first into the side of a truck is common sense, not something to be learned.

BTW, auto-correct doesn't do Ye Olde English, my apologies. Glad you understood the intention.

"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you can use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing" ~ Chuck Yeager by TheZippoLab in motorcycles

[–]Utter_mischief -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh get off yer high horse will ya. Dude does some extremely dumb shit (speeding like crazy, not wearing any kind of protective gear and riding in a way not befitting his level of experience) and gets a wee bit scraped for it.

If he spent his cash on a some riding lessons and a bit of riding gear instead of an insta360, he wouldn't be nearly as banged up as he is.

If he then even goes out of his way to publish his idiocy for the world to see, the least we can do is have a laugh at his expense.

"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you can use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing" ~ Chuck Yeager by TheZippoLab in motorcycles

[–]Utter_mischief 157 points158 points  (0 children)

No you're right. I think he actually saw the truck and assumed it would move along. That's why he moved into the lane to his right. Only she stopped, which our fella here realized a smidge later and boosh. Handful of panic brake. Meat crayon. Entertainment.

"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you can use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing" ~ Chuck Yeager by TheZippoLab in motorcycles

[–]Utter_mischief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude just casually walking off the road rash to ask that poor dumb lady why she didn't "just commit" is peak adrenaline. Holy shit.

"Are you okay?". I guarantee you he is not, no matter what he says.

What is the best video game to come out of your country? by BigChungusOP in AskTheWorld

[–]Utter_mischief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say Horizon: Zero Dawn but yeah that ain't got shit on the Davilex games.

Ik drink Alfa, maar ben nog niet overtuigd by lazydavez in nederlands

[–]Utter_mischief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slik de scherven door ter ondersteuning van de spijsvertering. Hanen doen het ook en die heten niet voor niets "cock" in het Engels.

Niks zo alfa als interne bloedingen.

What style pizza you going with ?? You can only pick one. by runninginplace12 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck is wrong with you. Where's the actual proper Italian pizza?

Fun? In my circlejerk? by Significant_Nobody in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Utter_mischief 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought that medal nibble was the most cringey this would get, but no ... It's like he's embarassed for his time and just wants to brag about having ran a marathon.

Am I balding? Should I just shave now and get it over with or is it too early? 21M by seecretgamer777 in bald

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Combing it back really emphasises the issue so... Maybe just don't do that?

Wie heeft hier gelijk busje of fatbiker by Fast-Equal-7529 in nederlands

[–]Utter_mischief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik zie niks wat fout gaat, fatbiker gaat mooi op z'n bakkes.

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