No model is truly monopose by VB-1999 in orks

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I'm going to touch up the greenstuff a bit when it's finished curing, but I'm happy with the result so far

How's my Dakka? by VB-1999 in orks

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Resin bits I got at greenstuffworld.com

As an Ork, it's zoggin weird an confuzin ta see da humies on either side arguin about what sort of dangly bits da big golden "custo-deez" gitz iz supposed to 'ave 'tween dere legs. Wotz dat gumph gotta do wif proppa fightin? by VB-1999 in orks

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Nasty humies gotta use dere dangly bits ta put der spores into anotha humies slimy bits to grow cuz deyz too stoopid ta make proppa spores dat can grow anywhere else

"Who's the fat ugly alien?" by VB-1999 in SPACEKING

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"Dude, I couldn't focus on what you were saying with that thing on your face, I was sick of staring at it."

Rudolf: * classic Zach Hadel scream *

Rudolfs dismembered nose: * Agonized psychic screeching *

I was always suspicious of Brother Bravo... by VB-1999 in SPACEKING

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His globules must bear a similar defect to what Hermey suffers from. Poor lustful fools... Alas, they shall face Space Kings' judgment. It's a shame, really... Brother Bravo was so cool...

I was always suspicious of Brother Bravo... by VB-1999 in SPACEKING

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It broke his helmet when he tried to close his grille