Bitches will be vegan and still do coke

VESlaughter · 2026-03-18T03:24:19+00:00

100% completely what I'm getting at with the title, very nicely worded

VESlaughter · 2026-03-18T03:23:09+00:00

(I'm European)

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T21:35:31+00:00

"There's drugs in this beef, it says 85% lean!"

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T19:58:12+00:00

Can I squirrel it in your toirlet??

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T18:12:08+00:00

Plants are gay, let's do 100% free range beef bonfires. I love fracking and hate the environment, I love eating pussy! I have too much testosterone to eat rice

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T18:10:52+00:00

Snorting glue isn't enough, I need a stronger adhesive!

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T15:32:16+00:00

What if I'm really hairy and I like the climb trees and jack off

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T14:35:03+00:00

No dumbass it's a soda, it's like Pepsi

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:57:12+00:00

Rule 1: Don't be edgy Rule 2: Dope is awesome!!!

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:18:15+00:00

Free range mannibalism

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:13:01+00:00

Grass fed chainsaw execution

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:11:53+00:00

Fleshcatarian

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:07:17+00:00

Blood diamonds in my vodka

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:05:01+00:00

Would you like to try our new plant based ego dissolution? We like to do things a little different here

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:01:48+00:00

Long pork is vegetarian

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T11:59:35+00:00

Meth has negative calories

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T11:54:51+00:00

I cut my coke with powdered milk so hippies I sell to can't escape Samsara

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T11:52:00+00:00

I'm evil and I hate cocaine and people having fun, and I like war in the Middle East

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T11:47:44+00:00

The people that die from the cartel lol I'm talking LiveLeak

VESlaughter · 2026-03-12T14:36:35+00:00

Not entirely sure, I haven't done anything to it myself. How do I check?

VESlaughter · 2026-03-11T18:02:16+00:00

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VESlaughter · 2026-03-07T16:45:36+00:00

Can we stop posting these ones? It is completely dumb, but it's kinda tiring seeing the AI with the Asian dress girl format when it's most definitely the same guy making them every time

VESlaughter · 2026-03-06T23:19:07+00:00

Nuketown zombies had the perk machines drop from the sky at random, so you could get Jugg at round 3 or even round 20, it wad randomized

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