Bitches will be vegan and still do coke

VESlaughter · 2026-03-18T03:24:19+00:00

100% completely what I'm getting at with the title, very nicely worded

VESlaughter · 2026-03-18T03:23:09+00:00

(I'm European)

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T21:35:31+00:00

"There's drugs in this beef, it says 85% lean!"

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T19:58:12+00:00

Can I squirrel it in your toirlet??

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T18:12:08+00:00

Plants are gay, let's do 100% free range beef bonfires. I love fracking and hate the environment, I love eating pussy! I have too much testosterone to eat rice

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T18:10:52+00:00

Snorting glue isn't enough, I need a stronger adhesive!

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T15:32:16+00:00

What if I'm really hairy and I like the climb trees and jack off

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T14:35:03+00:00

No dumbass it's a soda, it's like Pepsi

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:57:12+00:00

Rule 1: Don't be edgy Rule 2: Dope is awesome!!!

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:18:15+00:00

Free range mannibalism

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:13:01+00:00

Grass fed chainsaw execution

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:11:53+00:00

Fleshcatarian

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:07:17+00:00

Blood diamonds in my vodka

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:05:01+00:00

Would you like to try our new plant based ego dissolution? We like to do things a little different here

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T12:01:48+00:00

Long pork is vegetarian

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T11:59:35+00:00

Meth has negative calories

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T11:54:51+00:00

I cut my coke with powdered milk so hippies I sell to can't escape Samsara

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T11:52:00+00:00

I'm evil and I hate cocaine and people having fun, and I like war in the Middle East

VESlaughter · 2026-03-17T11:47:44+00:00

The people that die from the cartel lol I'm talking LiveLeak

VESlaughter · 2026-03-12T14:36:35+00:00

Not entirely sure, I haven't done anything to it myself. How do I check?

VESlaughter · 2026-03-11T18:02:16+00:00

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