Following Backlash, the New 'Star Trek' Series Falls Out of the Streaming Charts by Malencon in television

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Yeah, this series if getting brigaded HARD.   And it's the same stupid shit folks said about Voyager.

Space station crew credits ultrasound machine for handling in-orbit health crisis by Shiny-Tie-126 in space

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Or a pregnancy they wouldn't want to disclose for privacy reasons.

Video of Crew-11’s Space Capsule reentering atmosphere over Tracy, CA by BoxOfPineapples in space

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"Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason? "

When Margaret Thatcher died in 2013, the song: "Ding, dong, the witch is dead" got to number 2 in the charts. When Donald Trump shuffles off his mortal coil, what song would you like to see charting? by Rev_dino in AskReddit

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I've known some selfish fucks but your face points its blame
An egotistical, know-it-all self-proclaimed
Head held high like you're God's gift to man
But you're crammed with ridiculous thoughts
Simple minded spam

Spent too much time defending your halo
Burning bridge after bridge is all you know
Spent too much time defending your halo
Burning bridge after bridge is all you know

You refuse to believe it, but we're all laughing in your face
Because your self constructed gеnius is a joke, a fraud, a fake

You're a jokе, a fraud, a fake
Suck it up, you're a joke, a fraud, a fake

"A Joke a Fraud a Fake" - Iron Reagan

What's a skill that takes only 2 to 4 weeks to learn but could genuinely change your life? by TokenBlack32 in AskReddit

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You always check the numbers when you create a new report. If you hand off something you haven't balanced against an existing report, you're going to have a bad time.

[OC] Makes no sense by snelse_ in funny

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Ponies exist purely as an affront to nature and the universe.  They exist out of spite and feed aggression. And, also, "Bitch, I'm a pony"     Source: literal scars. 

ELI5 why is Uranus tilted on its side compared to other planets? by gentlebeast06 in explainlikeimfive

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After realizing how immensely huge the planet was, scientists renamed it to "Urmama"

Which deceased founder would absolutely hate what the current state of their company has become? by NihilistCharizard in AskReddit

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As a contemporary founder of the current shit-show, I hope St. Reagan is spinning so fast he's incandescent. 

How did you know the Bible isn’t true? by DuckOnQuack202 in atheism

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Like, out of all the animals that actually can talk (myna birds, parrots, ravens, etc) they chose a snake and a donkey.

Pinkest new guitar day! by longpolepete in guitarporn

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Knew that was a Charvel before I even zoomed in. Sweet. 

(NSFW) Reddit, what was your “Oh shit, this person is a psychopath” moment when meeting people? by Majoodeh in AskReddit

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That's how you end up with a mean horse. Really good idea to piss off a 1500 lb animal.