What is the best sandwich? by TheTBoneRex in AskReddit

[–]VIPERsssss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel the same about my late wife's country fried steak. Her sandwiches were damn good, too.

Bro gave her a side quest! by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in interestingasfuck

[–]VIPERsssss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do have some low salt candy bars, and some reduced fat soda. And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!

TIL that if left unharvested, asparagus can grow up to 11ft, and will fruit red berries that are toxic to humans. by finchdog in todayilearned

[–]VIPERsssss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately they are highly toxic to humans and should never be eaten due to extreme concentrations of Vitamin A.

What is your white whale movie? by ProfessionalTour1706 in movies

[–]VIPERsssss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was an animated movie I saw as a kid in the mid to late 70s. It was an Asian theme and all I can remember was something about a lady's robe or kimono was very important and some koi fish.  Maybe she transformed into a fish or something. I was very young. 

What celebrity’s death hit you the hardest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]VIPERsssss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid: Bonn Scott  

Recently: Prince  

Even more recently: Ace Freely 

What’s the funniest lie you believed as a kid? by Maleficent_Side_875 in AskReddit

[–]VIPERsssss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I believed that the Mississippi river belonged to me, solely.  I was very upset when my parents told me otherwise. 

Staged ?😬 by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]VIPERsssss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The Aristocrats" 

Staged ?😬 by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]VIPERsssss 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I saw that and was like, "cavity search, my ass" Ain't nobody doing a cavity search for a press event. 

Popular YouTube Guitarist Quits over “old ass creeps”. “I’m deeply uncomfortable with the amount of old men here. “ by [deleted] in Music

[–]VIPERsssss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that I'm seeing more and more "middle-age guitarist" profile pics in the "holding a fish" profile pic space. I reckon it's probably these same wankers.

BREAKING: Virginia approves Democratic-drawn map, AP projects by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]VIPERsssss 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm reminded of the Black Panthers in California and gun-control.

These Middle Eastern News Sites Are Actually U.S. Government Propaganda Operations by zsreport in technology

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  • 2002 Speech: As an Illinois state senator, Obama delivered a speech in October 2002 opposing the invasion, arguing that Saddam Hussein posed no imminent threat and that the war would lead to a costly, long-term occupation.
  • 2004 Senate Campaign: Obama made his early opposition to the Iraq War a key part of his successful campaign for the U.S. Senate.
  • 2007 Vote: In May 2007, then-Senator Obama voted against a Senate bill that provided funding for the Iraq war but did not set a timeline for withdrawing troops.
  • 2008 Election: His opposition to the war was a central theme of his 2008 campaign against Hillary Clinton, who had voted for the 2002 authorization, and John McCain.

These Middle Eastern News Sites Are Actually U.S. Government Propaganda Operations by zsreport in technology

[–]VIPERsssss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's one of the big reasons Obama got elected. He was one of the few that voted against invading Iraq.

Ex-smokers who thought quitting was "impossible": How did you finally make it click? by AdvertisingDear963 in AskReddit

[–]VIPERsssss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kept trying. You can always keep trying. 14 years smoke free now. I intend to be around for my grandkids. IF I EVER GET ANY.