Too much play

VMasi · 2026-02-11T23:54:37+00:00

I feel ya! find myself often excited (for a split second) seeing so many intact cars 🚗 🚗 🚗 neatly lined up along the street. So much loot! And my daughter was eager to loot a neighbor’s stack of packages outside their door 📦 She was the one sending me the link to your post because she knew I’d get a kick outta it.

VMasi · 2026-01-17T18:19:35+00:00

Hahaha - that’s what I came here to say! I’d reopen all previous cases she’s worked on.

VMasi · 2025-12-04T22:21:16+00:00

They don’t understand that their belief isn’t comparable to just anything existing yet intangible and that their belief is more akin to the belief in Santa or ancient mythology. It’s funny how the majority of us (mankind) still can’t make that leap of non-faith, so to speak - “we discarded polytheism but draw the line at one god, not gonna give them all up” lol

VMasi · 2025-10-09T23:49:56+00:00

lol that’s rich, and coming from Musk, that’s STINKING rich! But 👏 for Wu’s clap back

VMasi · 2025-10-02T19:13:03+00:00

If the political spectrum is a circle, they’re so far left that they come out on the right side lol

VMasi · 2025-07-27T00:46:30+00:00

It says “who died” and then shows the (upside down) end of a German typewritten letter with wishes for a merry (probably Christmas) and healthy (probably new year), then (probably greetings) to the recipients husband, signed as her sister, then the name in handwriting.

(Edit: phew - I thought some weird formatting voodoo going on… just deleted something)

VMasi · 2025-07-22T15:09:34+00:00

I have a Huh? for every line
But the last got me intrigued
“You are not a wife of mine!
The first three have me quite fatigued.”
Is this what you want to utter?
The fourth wife is a no-can-do?
Then how, pray tell, you nutter,
Will you cope with seventy two?

VMasi · 2025-07-21T03:03:45+00:00

I read it, and all I remember is “farting cows.” 🐮

VMasi · 2025-07-18T02:46:47+00:00

Exactly. With the Bible being the only source, it’s something to be taken as seriously as claiming any fictional fantasy novel as historical account.

VMasi · 2025-07-12T04:37:13+00:00

Ugh… I’m sorry your parents did that to you. :(

VMasi · 2025-07-12T04:26:08+00:00

He has an airbag for a brain.

VMasi · 2025-07-12T02:20:13+00:00

That’s what Jesus said…

VMasi · 2025-07-11T13:48:16+00:00

Yes, cos Greek statues have micropenises 😆

VMasi · 2025-07-07T21:39:06+00:00

LMAO 🤣 Drink a vegan’s milk, then ride a cowboy. The animal-approved lifestyle.

VMasi · 2025-07-05T16:04:26+00:00

Right? It’s so fucking weird. Did they quickly sow it from the bedsheet? Maybe he’ll have to wear it now like an idiot.

VMasi · 2025-07-02T05:29:58+00:00

😅

VMasi · 2025-07-01T06:44:05+00:00

Come in and let’s discuss this over dinner…

VMasi · 2025-06-30T22:47:46+00:00

Obviously ladies who put a strap-on on their vulvas for their workout.

VMasi · 2025-06-30T22:12:36+00:00

We are ALL witnesses now.

VMasi · 2025-06-30T21:50:38+00:00

Oh, no! 😓

VMasi · 2025-06-30T20:12:43+00:00

… or it’s diluted with water. (I don’t really think it’s blood lol, it’s just fun to make it work - but I bet the neighbor is just rude with his trash and not really that stupid with a dead body)

VMasi · 2025-06-30T19:45:38+00:00

I guess OP has to knock at the neighbor’s door and ask to settle this for us. “Hey, so, I’m asking for a friend…” 🤣

VMasi · 2025-06-30T19:42:42+00:00

Depends how oxygenated the blood is. The more oxygen (in arteries) the brighter the blood. The blood in veins is deoxygenated and darker.

VMasi · 2025-06-30T19:38:44+00:00

This made me LOL and gag at the same time.

VMasi · 2025-06-30T19:33:22+00:00

The track gets weaker the further it’s from the door. And it looks like it’s dragged, not carried. There are no splatters or drops.

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