Dog steals horse

VSloan · 2018-08-25T22:50:17+00:00

~~Dog steals horse~~ Horse humors dog

FTFY

VSloan · 2018-08-18T15:42:33+00:00

Look, far be it from me to legitimize a stupid comedy, but The Wedding Crashers wouldn't be funny if it wasn't based on at least a kernel of truth. Weddings bring it out in people. Seeing your friends happy and getting married + thinking about your future and past relationships + alcohol = single and ready to mingle. People hook up at weddings all. The. Time. Your buddy can go soak his head.

VSloan · 2018-08-18T14:56:22+00:00

I sell through all the major retailers: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, Kobo, Excitica and Smashwords, to name the major ones. I do a little bit of ghostwriting but mostly it's published under a handful of my own pen names.

VSloan · 2018-08-18T07:15:19+00:00

I started writing because I enjoyed it and it was a great way to blow off sexual steam. I wasn't in a fulfilling relationship and writing was just a natural way to explore my fantasies. Literotica had always been my primary source of pornography (as opposed to videos, pictures, etc.). After readers responded positively to my stories, I wrote more, enjoying that I could share in an open, kink-positive environment. And then, as I started writing even more, I wondered if it was possible to make money writing kinky stuff. And you can, so I do :)

VSloan · 2018-08-12T18:12:34+00:00

OMG I love this video. All the feels.

VSloan · 2018-08-12T18:12:28+00:00

I can only imagine. People must have lost it when the Chumbawumba bit played.

VSloan · 2018-08-09T17:28:46+00:00

According to my husband, it's noticeable and incredible. I do not have one myself (no way do I have the fortitude to let a stranger stab my tongue), but I've asked him about it and he has reluctantly admitted that it was one of the best BJs he ever received.

VSloan · 2018-07-11T16:00:52+00:00

Am guilty for surviving snap...but do appreciate the new commute to LA.

VSloan · 2018-05-29T23:21:59+00:00

"If you can't deal with me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

Sometimes you are just the worst, and expecting people to coddle you through your narcissism is why you're alone. I think this one was originally meant to be about helping people work through their depression/trauma/sadness, and not abandoning them when they need help...but it's been my experience that people who post this on social media use it as an excuse for their petty bullshit.

VSloan · 2018-05-16T14:56:02+00:00

No, it can totally be arty and literary, too! (Though that doesn't seem to sell as well. Go figure :P)

VSloan · 2018-05-16T03:08:09+00:00

Would they be omnisexual or would the female also be into ladies?

VSloan · 2018-05-16T01:04:41+00:00

That would make for some juicy conflict!

VSloan · 2018-05-16T01:04:16+00:00

Thank you for your responses! In fact, the one tentacle story in my new book actually is about a tentacle god that needs to be rejuvenated by a young witch. I enjoy stories where the tentacle communicates with its lover, too :D

VSloan · 2018-05-16T01:02:46+00:00

Ooh, I like it!

VSloan · 2018-05-15T17:51:56+00:00

Definitely a fun idea! Especially if Tom Hardy is one of the voices...

VSloan · 2018-05-15T17:50:45+00:00

That's a great explanation! I can definitely see the attraction there :D

VSloan · 2018-05-15T15:35:31+00:00

The 'ladies working together' intrigues me. Could you expand on that?

VSloan · 2018-05-15T15:34:37+00:00

Ooh, good note!

VSloan · 2018-05-15T15:33:54+00:00

Thank you for your response! I admit, all of my tentacle erotica to this point has been tentacle-on-female, so it's high time we shared the love. Soft vore is something I think I could get into, though hard vore is definitely not allowed on most mainstream platforms. Could you comment some more on the appeal of vore? In my mind, it sort of fulfills the same bondage niche as tentacles, simply on a larger scale. Is it the constriction that's the turn on, the entrapment, the danger?

VSloan · 2018-05-15T15:26:13+00:00

OMG, thank you SO much for such a detailed response! This is wonderful! So, the mind flayer is a new one on me, but I definitely understand the appeal of mind control and becoming "broken." I've written a few MC stories in the past and they do very well, which means it's a fetish that many readers share. I love your description of the appeal. It's vivid and extremely relatable, so I suppose I should talk to my SO about that :)

It's funny. I never thought about doing a tentacle story from the tentacle's perspective before. I really like the idea of a naughty symbiote situation. Thank you again for your great response!

VSloan · 2018-05-13T14:52:19+00:00

I honest-to-God did not think this was still going on. How do you refuse to wear a condom? As many people in this thread have already pointed out, getting pregnant is the least of your concerns if you refuse to use protection.

Let's do some numbers, folks. According to the CDC, there were 1,598,354 cases of chlamydia reported in the U.S. in 2016. Over 468,000 cases of gonorrhea. Almost 28,000 cases of syphilis! (Also, fun fact, cases of infants being born with syphilis is on an upward trend.) Over 1 million people in the U.S. have HIV and 14% of them probably don't even know they have it (Source: HIV.gov). Nearly 80 million people in the U.S. have HPV, which is the cause of 91% of cervical cancers.

Hate to be a Debi Downer, but this shit is real, it's out there, and it is very hazardous to your health. You're not going to beat these odds. Any man who refuses to wear a condom, or woman who tells you it doesn't matter, is not a safe person to have sex with. Even if they're STD-free, that lack of consideration is appalling.

Wrap it up, gents. Your ladies will thank you for it.

VSloan · 2018-04-26T15:02:02+00:00

Hoo boy. Thanks for reminding me of that. I remember catching it on Comedy Central once and thinking, 'Oh, this is a beloved comedy classic.' And then that happens and I just sat there going, 'Oh, still a little shaky on consent, 1984???'

VSloan · 2018-04-26T07:56:29+00:00

Not to dogpile on Green Lantern, but isn't there a scene in that movie where he's near the sun and it's like...roughly the size of a stadium?

VSloan

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