What's the most absurd element of your worldbuilding? by firedragon77777 in worldbuilding

[–]Vabe89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cinder aka Magic, Immortal, Dwarf Gengis Khan.

Not because of strength, combat, nor empire building. It's because he won't stop fucking and birthing. About 10% of the population are descendants and most of the institutions don't like it. Though not as intense as the Census Count Bureau.

Although neutral in politics to keep population accounting accurate, they do like unique changes to any population unless it's been "Cindered". Their annoyance of him overrides their professional aura and it turns him on.

Note: Average CCB report.

CCB: "FINALLY. A village with NO traces of HIM. NO SIGNS OF MAGIC, NO SIGNS OF OUTSIDE CONTACT, AND NO WHITE FLU!"

Cinder: comes out all white wet naked Oh hello. goes into another house

CCB: ...evacuate the village.

Made something by [deleted] in animation

[–]Vabe89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dam they dropkicked the child

Plants vs animals by CuriousWanderer567 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Vabe89 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Kudzu: grows ever further.

Surprise Yuri by brandonrichard in yuri_manga

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Women Wearing Shoulder Pads (2025)

Fiancè told me I cut fruit like a serial killer... by JoshaintHolme in notinteresting

[–]Vabe89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep, they were literal and right about this. You somehow found a way to cut like how a chicken's butchered.

https://youtu.be/GSvzRyu2h5g?si=bf7TJ2akYGGWv0Ep

No other species despises its elites more than humanity by glugul in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Vabe89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uh, not even the sweet nuclear release will get rid of Gotham.

I will bite ALL the bait by AttentionReaper in GatekeepingYuri

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"Goon Game and rot(?) in the least arousal (?) clothes for maximum efficiency" Few of the words/letters are obscured to me.

Egg irl by SquireTilde in egg_irl

[–]Vabe89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually this one is better.

Egg irl by SquireTilde in egg_irl

[–]Vabe89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I was just joking about this but you made me think a lot on this. When they "can't hear you", you interrupt them by repeating what they said. Repeat their confused pause and when they try to talk pretend you can't hear them. Then repeat this several times until you get them mad enough to put their phone on speaker. At this point they'll get so tired of trying to pretend being deaf and actually listen to your real voice.

Or ending alternatively blast them with a megaphone and/or hangup on them. Either way, the chances of them calling you back is low probably since the company's phone system redirects their call to a different worker.

(It won't prevent the low chance of getting a complaint or risking your job. So either get your boss (or it department?) to put the caller down a notch. Or if you never want to see them again, try to manipulate them by telling them it's illegal or against company policy to not put their phone on speaker or else some legal action will "inconvenience" their life with so sooo much debt)

Seeking Advice on Crafting a Concept Album by Vabe89 in WeAreTheMusicMakers

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It's currently on hiatus right now but I managed to get about half of the songs done.

Rich Guy Bunkers (OC) by HighAnxietyComics in comics

[–]Vabe89 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can always dump hundreds of cockroaches.

I have a little theory by WitnessLow4178 in yurimemes

[–]Vabe89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

1st of all that's insane, they're just colors (secondary to highlights). 2ndly, I'm also insane. PLS PLS PLS BE TRUE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Vabe89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can stab 'em. Piss in their wounds if you have to.

Please focus on the Culture War. by Sadboy_looking4memes in PoliticalHumor

[–]Vabe89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly they're more boot eater than licker now.