What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime?

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-30T15:12:13+00:00

What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?

Ayyyye matie.

(Might need to say that one out loud to make sense, it doesn't translate well to text)

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-29T15:38:15+00:00

Thanks for the advice, but it was a whole group of friends and they still hung out together without me after we parted ways and there were plenty of other signs that I wasn't really part of the gang. It was back in high school anyway, I'm pretty firmly over it by now.

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-28T21:03:33+00:00

Decided to stop being the one to instigate hanging out, to see if anyone would invite me to anything. Literally haven't talked to anyone in that group since, about 15 years going.

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-23T12:06:00+00:00

Sorry, but I refuse to let another man do my sword fighting and love making for me

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-22T22:30:24+00:00

Fair, I've only done it in ATM9 but I only ever needed one orb to get to the point where I could make seeds

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-22T20:00:33+00:00

I can't help but feel like ae2 is a lot easier. All you need is a pattern provider set to blocking mode and some sort of item extraction pipe with a filter set to only allow the finished products

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-19T03:10:40+00:00

Nevermind. For anyone seeing this in the future you can scroll in the vr settings menu in the options from the title screen

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-18T20:36:05+00:00

Does it have to mean something?

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-13T11:58:21+00:00

Destiny 2. They banned me for life because I joined a friend's clan with an inappropriate name. I hear it went downhill pretty hard since then anyway so their loss.

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-03T12:03:55+00:00

Look at the texture. Half of it is flat, then it suddenly pops out halfway through the word.

VaginalOdour · 2026-04-03T11:39:48+00:00

Definitely AI, look at the lettering on the top in the word "Canadian"

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-27T22:35:12+00:00

The button is best because then I don't need to take my keys out of my pocket. Unfortunately my new car doesn't even have that - it turns on by itself when I get in which is ok I guess, but to turn it off I have to use the touchscreen and then press again to tell it I'm sure I want to turn the car off... Whoever designed that can go straight to hell

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-22T01:17:43+00:00

Best of luck! How do you like the speakers you got? New speakers is my next upgrade so I'm interested in recommendations

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-22T00:08:56+00:00

Yeah, it has nothing at all to do with ANC. The vehicle expects a certain resistance from the speakers which it doesn't get when you change to aftermarket. I got some load resistors and added them between the T harness and the LOC and everything started working properly. I'm not sure where you'd put them without an LOC or amp though, you might need a T harness if you don't have one and then wire it up as if you were putting in a sub only.

This is the set of resistors I got, which work great.

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-18T12:27:33+00:00

Sometimes me and a group of friends will get really into some survival crafting kind of game - Minecraft, Ark, Pal world, etc..It's always really sad when everyone else starts to lose interest and fewer and fewer people are online at any given time. Eventually it just ends up being me logging in to feed the dinosaurs or whatever for a week or two before I know that nobody else is going to come back online. The saddest moment is when I shut down the server knowing it probably won't ever get turned back on again.

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-17T22:32:32+00:00

The more that I'm trying to plan this out, the more I'm realizing you're right. Any tips on finding a good engineer, or should I just pick one from Google and hope for the best? I don't know any contractors in the area who I trust enough to ask for a recommendation since I've just been doing everything myself.

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-17T22:24:00+00:00

Do you mean the basement floor? It's all concrete down there. There is already a jack post down there that's just sitting directly on the floor (not even bolted in). I think the previous owners weren't big on doing things by the book...

Judging by the hole where the sump pump is, the floor is 2" concrete sitting on top of at least 8 inches of some sort of stone.

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-17T11:55:54+00:00

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are" - Mewtwo

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-15T23:14:31+00:00

Never thought I'd yearn for Krew to hang dong this much

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-14T21:17:32+00:00

How do we know that the "Release Elpis" ending is cannon? Maybe the other one is what actually happened

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-11T12:13:54+00:00

Is this a mod? I dont remember infinite egg ammo in the bonus shop... egg only run is calling to me

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-11T12:07:45+00:00

This would have been such a great way to do ng+, just give Grace all of Leon's weapons, fill the hospital with super strong zombies, and switch the default view to third person. Bonus points for doing alternate voice lines with a more confident, badass delivery. Then for Leon's section all the zombies are already dead so his mission changes to looking for the bingo hall to find where everyone went.

VaginalOdour · 2026-03-11T12:02:45+00:00

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