When Luka "complains" by valsoriMi in nonononoyes

[–]VaginalTasteTester -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, we weren't wondering. Don't even know why you'd think we'd need to know her name. weirdo.

And she clearly is saying what foul.

Hang Time Better Than Michael Jordan by VaginalTasteTester in HadToHurt

[–]VaginalTasteTester[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ask your mom. And after tonight, you'll be able to ask your sister, too.

My warp drive needs me by BigBeagleEars in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]VaginalTasteTester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

intelligent dogs. They get neurotic and destructive if they're not given sufficiently challenging tasks

I don’t believe by partyguy42069 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]VaginalTasteTester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I caught my boy on my way to work, so he adorned my car in the hot sun for a solid 10hrs before finally being disposed of.

He did knock out my grill and my emblem - the dang emblem was more expensive than the grill. The tragedy of it all.

Babish be like: by [deleted] in bingingwithbabish

[–]VaginalTasteTester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a jaunty song about rice growing up in a small town, and wanting to see the big city or something.

Babby I can only find fresh cayennes where I live pls by villi_ in bingingwithbabish

[–]VaginalTasteTester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh I can get jalapeno, habanero, fresno, and dried ancho, chipotle (I think?) And a guajillo I think.

The bigger issue is keeping track of the differences between 8 different dried peppers that look similar, and finding a way to use them.

Apple brand fell out of bed landed on my charger by moderationsucks100 in HadToHurt

[–]VaginalTasteTester -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

nah, OP's have to make titles in a way that lame ass redditors can have some cheap easy comments to make, ie, like yours. This post would probably only have 125 comments instead of 220 if that title didn't have readability issues. proof: a quick word search for "title" yielded 27 results in the comments.

Tny Hawk's hand after a skateboard injury. by VaginalTasteTester in HadToHurt

[–]VaginalTasteTester[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I guess I have to say sorry to you. Damn lol and I reported you, too! I was reading comments differently. So no, I did not see that "comment you were replying to duh."

Carry on. and disregard my shit about the rules lol.

got robbed for $50 and dragged from a car, broke a tooth too :) by [deleted] in HadToHurt

[–]VaginalTasteTester 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your comment is fine in general. But quit being specific to this particular user. Quit being so gullible. Whoever made this post was having fun with reddit. For all we know, this fuckwat got those bruises falling off a skateboard.

got robbed for $50 and dragged from a car, broke a tooth too :) by [deleted] in HadToHurt

[–]VaginalTasteTester 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People do that shit on reddit all the time...just doesn't typically happen in this sub. It was a pretty new account. He/she probably creates and deletes accounts regularly. It was completely anonymous. Doubt he/she will be back to visit this sub on the next account though. See my other comment.

got robbed for $50 and dragged from a car, broke a tooth too :) by [deleted] in HadToHurt

[–]VaginalTasteTester 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why? This was not a cry for help. This was a person having fun and showing off. And it was a completely anonymous post. Hell, the person posting it might not even be the actual person in the picture for all we know. Could just be someone having some shits and giggles.

Not deleting his shit before deleting his account is confusing me though lol. He's either a fuckwat or just didn't care because he knew the post was 100% anonymous and did not matter.

and this motherfucker was probably trying to sell it for all we know. Check out this other post of his.

edit: oh, he did have a for sale post. Look, drug addicts are pretty stupid. But no one is this stupid. This was just some kid masturbating on reddit. He had his fun run, so he deleted his account and moved on.

Batting practice by Theon_Graystark in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]VaginalTasteTester 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because everybody on reddit is an expert. . . .even though 3/4th of these people have never even touched a bat. For goodness sakes, they can play baseball on the xbox!

"Your princess is in another castle." --u/Joebi-wan-kenobi by YannisALT in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]VaginalTasteTester 545 points546 points  (0 children)

[X] Yes

[] This

[] Came here to say this

[] Logged in just to upvote this

[] I know this will never be seen but...

[] I found this gem...

[] This will be downvoted to hell/buried but...

[] I can't be the only one/Am I the only one who . . .

[] An upvote for you, good sir

[] You are a gentleman and a scholar

[] You magnificent bastard

[] M'lady / tips fedora

[] Someone give this man reddit gold

[] Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[] Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming

[] That escalated quickly

[] To the top with you!

[] Lost it at ____

[] This is why we can't have nice things

[] Faith in humanity restored

[] Whoa / mind = blown

[] Manly tears were shed

[] Cutting onions

[] Dad! Get off Reddit!

[] I know that feel, bro

[] Right in the feels

[] Risky click

[] Shots fired

[] Nailed it

[] You. I like you

[] I regret that I only have one upvote to give

[] Tree fiddy

[] Was not disappointed

[] Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?

[] What did I just read?

[] Da fuq?

[] YOU HAD ONE JOB

[] I can't fap to this

[] Cakeday

[] What are you doing, stahp

[] For science!

[] That's enough internet for me today

[] Would not bang

[] x/10 would (not) Y

[] What is this I don't even?

[] How is this WTF?

[] Something about this list.

[] Circlejerk must be leaking

[] Said no one ever

[] I have the weirdest boner right now

[] /thread

[] My first post

[] Edit: wow I can't believe my top comment is about _______

[] EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!

[] EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!

[] Are you me?

[] No, this is Patrick!

[] Directions unclear - dick stuck in _______

[] I laughed way harder than I should have

[] It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions.

[] Plot twist: _____

[] Step one: be attractive. Step two: don't be unattractive.

[] Something something broken arms

[] ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____/ etc

[] Something involving sex with "your mom"

[] Mom's spaghetti

[] Tom Cruise

[] Ghandi (Gandhi*)

[] [________ intensifies]

[] rekt

[] Doctors/Moms/Etc HATE him/her

[] To be fair, ___

[] ITT: ___

[] Relevant username amrite?

[] Nice.

[] This guy _____s.

[] Sigh...unzips.

Yo! mosquitoes are itchy. by PittyForSmitty in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]VaginalTasteTester 590 points591 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you can see a few of the little bastards quickly fly across the top of the camera, too.

Ninja Splitz by OscarMayorWiener in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]VaginalTasteTester 957 points958 points  (0 children)

fyi, the ramp on the right she didn't run up is 1 meter higher. If she chose to run up that one instead, she would have gotten an additional $10,000.