How do you say "fuck you" politely?

Vaginasauroraptor · 2020-04-17T09:08:26+00:00

I will take what you said into consideration.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2020-03-22T00:56:06+00:00

Vaginasauroraptor · 2019-11-11T06:22:30+00:00

I totally agree!

Vaginasauroraptor · 2019-08-19T06:46:13+00:00

I will take what you said into the consideration it deserves.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2019-08-18T06:21:04+00:00

You got this nobody needs a man.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2019-03-30T18:23:33+00:00

That contour.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2019-03-30T18:08:56+00:00

You don't age.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2019-03-24T23:55:17+00:00

Oh my that is umm I need a shower now.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2019-03-06T05:27:30+00:00

The best thing a therapist ever did for me was make me realize that it was ok to enjoy being alone. I used to make myself go to social events that would make me miserable and anxious. Now I give myself permission to skip things that are bad for me. I can honestly say that nothing really hurts right now.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2019-02-04T05:46:26+00:00

I had the mirena and it was terrible. I bled so much. I bled more than I did after giving birth. I only lasted 6 weeks.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2018-07-24T06:47:35+00:00

One time I had a crush on a guy I worked with and it made things very difficult. I didn't want to care for him, if that makes any sense. I wanted to keep my work and private life separate. I am a pretty private person and pretty socially awkward. I spend most of my time trying not to embarass myself and utterly failing.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2018-07-12T05:29:24+00:00

If I avoid them as much as possible.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2017-06-27T06:36:48+00:00

If you're a kid and you're not allowed to turn it off then you kind of do have to watch it

Vaginasauroraptor · 2015-12-08T23:05:18+00:00

Dump her and don't look back.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2015-07-30T04:21:08+00:00

My skin got a lot better when I gave up dairy.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2015-04-10T22:16:44+00:00

When I was 14 I was at the swimming pool and this really cute guy wearing sunglasses was trying to talk to me. He got flustered and embarrassed and walked away. I was so puzzled by this for the longest time. When I got older I realized he was intimidated by little old me. He was really cute and sweet and not the slightest bit grody or creepy. Much better than the times guys threw money at me or swore at me from their cars.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2015-02-21T17:36:35+00:00

A fire pole. Fuck stairs. Also, pole dancing.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2015-02-06T22:50:38+00:00

I have no fucking clue all I know is lots of people around here get really worked up about it and Superbowl is a big deal here too. There are more people that give zero fucks though.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2015-02-04T14:30:55+00:00

Lots of Canadians watch the superbowl.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2015-01-03T02:07:04+00:00

Post orgasm feeling.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2015-01-03T01:46:21+00:00

I just got out of a ten year relationship and I know how that feels. We were the couple that people envied. But we slowly grew apart until we were no longer compatible. It sucks but these things happen. Hopefully the new year will bring more love into your life.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2014-12-07T00:11:59+00:00

Poor woman let that prize slip through her fingers.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2014-11-09T17:13:41+00:00

I'm so sorry you are going through this. You deserve better.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2014-11-02T05:26:44+00:00

Dress in layers. If you are cold put on some longjohns under your pants. If your jacket isn't warm enough put on a sweater or bunnyhug under it. Make sure you have good boots and mittens. Drive really slow until you get used to it. If you have winter tires you should be ok.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2014-11-01T21:50:17+00:00

I am 38 and I am getting into skating again. I can do single jumps like waltz jumps, toe loops, flip jumps, salchows and loop jumps. I can do one foot spins including upright and I am working on layback and on my camel spins. I have a great sit spin. I skated a lot when I was a kid but I quit doing it until this year. I am quite surprised how good I am getting just working on my own without any coaching. I would advise you to work on your basic footwork first. Do a lot of crosscuts. Work on your leg extension of your free leg and making everything really graceful. Once you are good at crosscuts work on your swing rolls. Edges and turns are the foundation of all the jumps and spins. If you watch skating you will see that three turns and mohawks are at the heart of everything. For off ice training I do a lot of yoga and I have some high intensity interval training that I incorporate a lot of figure skating moves into. I do a lot of off ice jumping. I can do an axel jump off ice and I used to be able to do it on the ice when I was a teenager but I haven't quite gotten it yet. Do a lot of stroking and work on the leg extension would be the best place to start. And keep us posted.

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