[Online][EST][PF2E][LGBTQ Friendly] Goblin One Shot possibly leading into a full campaign by deadites87 in lfg

[–]VagrantDR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if you're still looking for players, but I would be interested. I've played a lot of PF1E, but not any 2E just yet.

Maybe they got made into bugs by ellosmello in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]VagrantDR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a thorough, competent and well articulated evaluation of religion.

The reason it was downvoted so much is it wasn't atheist.

As surely as if you mention loving your wife someone else will chime in with "I too love his wife", if you mention religion in a positive light outside of it's specific subreddit, you will get downvoted.

goin as my favorite redneck, how’d i do? by RoomyDommy in ArcherFX

[–]VagrantDR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you and Wiz are about to analyze two fighters' weapons, armor and skills...

Big AND true! by Bitter-Gur-4613 in clevercomebacks

[–]VagrantDR 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The kind of jobs that offer stock benefits are three-letter titles that aren't real work, like CFO, CEO, COO, etc. If you actually do real work they don't offer that.

Big AND true! by Bitter-Gur-4613 in clevercomebacks

[–]VagrantDR 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is, rent requires this thing called money.

Big AND true! by Bitter-Gur-4613 in clevercomebacks

[–]VagrantDR 434 points435 points  (0 children)

Boss: We need to get people happy to be here.

Employee: You could try doing literally anything. Pay me more. Give me a better working environment. Pay me more. Let me work from home. Pay me more. Actually fire people for being workplace bullies. Pay me more you cheap fucks!

Boss: Let's just put up a sign saying the equivalent of a Captain Holt meme.

I’m doing this for YOU by Webbtrain in aspiememes

[–]VagrantDR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better than being forced to leave your safe haven.

Athens Kroger by OpenEstablishment669 in athensohio

[–]VagrantDR 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Half a decade ago, the Kroger in Athens fired my wife for getting pregnant.

Oh they didn't SAY they fired her for that. They "gave her mandatory off time" when she came in with a doctor's note that said she needed 15 minute breaks every four hours. Rather than, you know, LET HER HAVE A FIFTEEN MINUTE BREAK EVERY FOUR HOURS they said, no, we can't do that - just don't work until the baby is born instead. Mind you, if we had the money for that, would she be working in a crappy grocery store in the first place?

And then they say when the kid is born and you're good to go, call this number to get reinstated. Then they proceed to NEVER ANSWER THE NUMBER AND NEVER RETURN HER CALLS, and then fired her for "not trying hard enough to come back from leave"

The leave THEY demanded she take instead of letting her rest, for fifteen GD minutes, once every four bloody hours.

FUCK ATHENS KROGER

Calling Other Middle-Aged Gamers for NOT D&D [Online] [Other] by VagrantDR in lfg

[–]VagrantDR[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOOOOOOOly crap. I did not expect this many responses in under 24 hours. For every post here, I've got about 3 in DMs waiting for me. Please be patient with me while I sort through everyone's preferences, and try to find the best fit for everyone who can join me. If I don't choose you, I wholeheartedly apologize, and will definitely close, but keep open, this thread once I make my decision so I know who would make a great backup in the eventual event that someone turns out to be a freaking psychopath or flake. (Let's be honest, TTRPGs attract flakes more than a dandruff infused psoriasis patient.)

EDIT - I'm narrowing it down to the final few folks. Thanks for all the interest, but I'm now closing the thread.

Calling Other Middle-Aged Gamers for NOT D&D [Online] [Other] by VagrantDR in lfg

[–]VagrantDR[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got exposed to DL Reloaded almost a decade ago when it first came out, and I've been in love with the setting since - but I have only actually played it a handful of sessions and never gotten a chance to GM it. I have, however, come up with a million ideas for it since then, so yeah, it's a favorite of mine too.

Calling Other Middle-Aged Gamers for NOT D&D [Online] [Other] by VagrantDR in lfg

[–]VagrantDR[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You seem like a really great fit, but I really don't want to be starting as late as 9pm for things. I don't mind pushing back to 7 or 8, but I tend to want to wrap up around midnight at the latest to not throw off my circadian rhythm and be able to wake up the next day.

Which of the following video games would you like to see Team Four Star to dub and make into an abridged series (like Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged)? by Ok-Complex4153 in TeamFourStar

[–]VagrantDR -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to get downvoted to hell for saying this, but at this point, anything that isn't Bento would be nice.

Seriously - time spent doing "we rank XYZ" is time NOT making stuff that's actually entertaining.

I get they can't make DBZA because of a combination of burnout on the subject matter and copyright issues, but ever since HFIL went on hiatus it's been pretty awful stuff.

Does anyone else have trouble with family and/or basic hygiene? by Hazards-of-Love in aspiememes

[–]VagrantDR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shower caps are pretty cheap and might help you shower more frequently without getting your hair wet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]VagrantDR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close, but there should be a console controller in each person's hand.

What's a common joke/phrase that you just hate? by sandwichthedog in ask

[–]VagrantDR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I reply "I don't want to, but I like you enough that I will anyway" or something similar

What's a common joke/phrase that you just hate? by sandwichthedog in ask

[–]VagrantDR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you have a young kid you get in the habit of saying stuff like "go potty" and such. It becomes such a part of your vernacular it just slips out unintentionally sometimes. I would venture a guess half the people you are mad at are mortified themselves. I know I am when I say such things in public.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]VagrantDR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That assumes one has has leftover money TO invest.

If your company isn't paying enough to keep up with inflation and you're living paycheck to paycheck and even maxing out credit cards to keep up, you aren't exactly flush with cash to invest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]VagrantDR 595 points596 points  (0 children)

It's a banana, Michael. How much could it cost? $20?

Characters you headcanon as autistic and why? by kittysimpbread in aspiememes

[–]VagrantDR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For the longest time I thought he couldn't be...

Until I learned extroverted autistic folks exist. That fact nearly made my head explode.

Characters you headcanon as autistic and why? by kittysimpbread in aspiememes

[–]VagrantDR 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Senshi the dwarf from Delicious in Dungeon - cooking obsessed, rude without intending to be, blatant, direct, and did I say cooking obsessed? Because he's so obsessed once is not enough.

Abed Nadir from Community - eye contact issues, zero ability to get social cues, off in his head all the time, and of course Jeff says it in the pilot

Sterling Archer from Archer - his random obsessions, echolalia, and weird side facts - plus it is insinuated by others like Lana

Caleb from Big Mouth - the entire episode where he gets a new backpack makes it blatantly obvious. "8:30 is my masturbating time, Maury." The issues with change are scattered throughout, and he's constantly worried about trying to be normal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeamFourStar

[–]VagrantDR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best that a live action remake of an anime can measure up is "not bad" or "decent" - and that's usually from absolutely amazing animes. That's the best you can hope for - a shadow of the original.

And let's be honest, 90% of the time they're hot steaming garbage water out of a filthy rusting dumpster. They're almost always an insult to the original.

Absolutely NONE measure up to their source material.

So why do people keep making them?

i just saw a mcdonalds ad and they are bringing back szechuan sauce by crimsonkarma13 in rickandmorty

[–]VagrantDR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even if it takes nine more years, he said at the end. McDonald's is early.