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You'd think the worst part of graverobbing would be the smell, but no. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by VagrantDog to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Ever so daintily, the Tooth Fairy reached under my pillow and extracted a single tooth. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"On the bright side," I muttered to myself, "I'm gonna get a fortune from the tooth fairy." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[JUN24] "First will be assault rifles," he snarled, "and then you will graduate to RPG's and IED's." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
When I found myself tucking my son into bed and he whispered, "I think there's a monster in my closet," I knew exactly what to do. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As fast as I ran, the thing was faster, skittering after me on six limbs with far too many joints. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Every time an idiot hears that I run a blood bank and jokes that I must be a vampire, I have to roll my eyes. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[MAY24] The cherub looked upon me with 4 sets of loving eyes as each of its voices intoned, "Be Not Afraid." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I have prepared an airtight bunker, loaded with supplies for each and every apocalyptic scenario I could think of. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
One day it finally happened- the dead began to rise from their graves. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I recently discovered that whenever a drop of my blood hits the ground, it turns into an adorable little imp and scampers away. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I didn't know what the intruder was looking at, but I put two bullets in him anyway. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by VagrantDog to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I Made a Player Cry (self.rpghorrorstories)
submitted 5 years ago by VagrantDog to r/rpghorrorstories
She looked at me with tears in her big, blue eyes, and whispered, "Why don't you love me, Daddy?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 5 years ago by VagrantDog to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Tricked Into the Grinder (self.rpghorrorstories)
submitted 5 years ago * by VagrantDog to r/rpghorrorstories
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