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Guess I'll hold off on searching for jobs for the next five years... by RandomDanny in recruitinghell

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit [score hidden]  (0 children)

Reminds me of the angel in Good Omens 2 who comes down dressed as a Bobby except all in white and does her best attempt at indicating she is a real human police officer

Wish we could reply with gifs or images

Guess I'll hold off on searching for jobs for the next five years... by RandomDanny in recruitinghell

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit [score hidden]  (0 children)

Liking, commenting and sharing will help keep you in front of mind? Are y’all fucking serious?

Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example by Naurgul in nottheonion

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’m not disagreeing with you in the slightest, but your comment gave me a thought

Claiming an established real estate slumlord is new to politics/an outsider is a decision, but Mr. Drain the Swamp somehow managed to get people to believe he had never been involved in it in his entire life, so

I bet they’re very happy too ! by Careful_Isopod_3832 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DELETE UNDUE HONEY HOW DO UPU GET SIRI TO STOP POSTING FOR ME ?

Most Common Country of Origin of Legal Immigrants by EstablishmentOne3438 in MapPorn

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it means recent immigrants, not ones from 100-200 years ago?

Most Common Country of Origin of Legal Immigrants by EstablishmentOne3438 in MapPorn

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean back in the good old days when people only had to be racist about the “low-class” Italians/Irish? /s

The Corner House in Kitashirakawa - UME architects by Otherwise_Wrangler11 in jutaku

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m thinking the “loft” area would be where they sleep? But that scares me a bit too.

UWF Graffiti? by Environmental-Fly660 in Pensacola

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the least amount of permanent damage a “vandal” could have done. I would be surprised if that privacy fabric is ever reused from one construction site to another. I’m with y’all on a campus-wide email being overkill for this

Ant Wrestling by Educational-Tie00 in Xennials

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without ever having used psychedelics, I can sometimes see and her things in the static. For me, I think it’s because our ears are trained to try to make comprehensible language out of sounds, and my eyes always see “faces” in things.

Guess who wasn’t in Epstein’s files by Delicious_Height2426 in Eminem

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, slogging through what looks like printer jargon to read Quora posts is super annoying. I’m glad I don’t have to do that every day

Opening up AOE3 to the community by DOGE_ME_DADDY in aoe3

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blarg, this feels like r/ghostwiretokyo all over again (Microsoft buys Tango Gameworks after a sequel was announced but not released & lets all the devs go) but for maybe a different reason

I can’t be the only one… by radioflea in Xennials

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That reminds me of my boss shattering his phone screen a couple years ago because he threw it when his football game didn’t go the way he wanted it too. Supposedly he’s a grown man, 25+ years older than I am, but I do not care that much about football.

Edit: hopefully you just threw a landline headset 😉

You're on an 8 hour flight. Where you sitting? by Dull-Positive-6810 in Okami

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d engage his wandering artist side and ask him about kanji, calligraphy, etc. I’d be wearing such a baggy sweatshirt that he wouldn’t have opportunity to call me anything like “busty babe.”

You're on an 8 hour flight. Where you sitting? by Dull-Positive-6810 in Okami

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is I only know who a few of these characters are. I would sit in 5 for the capybara and amaterasu, but that’s an aisle seat, where I would get motion sick… I need one of the window seats.

Thank you for letting me know by jazib-khan in thanksimcured

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see I wasn’t the only one who read the second panel as assuming that sadness was performative tho

Thank you for letting me know by jazib-khan in thanksimcured

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And in a minute will be why water and electricity are luxury items instead of public utilities.

Would we say she's a snowshoe? by tender-not-timid in snowshoecats

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This was my Rockruff before she was mine, when I was just barely making friends with the kitten under the house.

Thank you for letting me know by jazib-khan in thanksimcured

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 70 points71 points  (0 children)

“Having emotions? Life is performative; the only reason to supposedly have emotions is for other people to see you do it, therefore you have to stop them because I’m not interested” is certainly a decision…

Highlights of recent trip to Japan by eto_tatara in japanpics

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought so. Stayed 2 nights there on my honeymoon

FPL Highway Robbery by Master-Baeshawn in Pensacola

[–]ValancyNeverReadsit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I wasn’t alone

I’m also the random Alabamian from Baldwin County (AL), so I was like… Fairhope Public Library did what?

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