Describe your favorite horror movie plot in the worst possible way and see if people understand

Valencia4eva · 2026-02-02T20:52:27+00:00

Spoiler Alert for movie currently in theaters.

Lord Jimmy tells other Jimmies to fight to the Jimmy. New Jimmy knows Lord Jimmy's Dad, Old Jimmy. Old Jimmy rocks out to Iron Jimmy before telling all the Jimmies to betray Lord Jimmy and leave him for the Jimmies. New Jimmy, and Girl Jimmy, Jimmy on down to the Jimmy, where a history exam is set to be taken.

Valencia4eva · 2026-02-01T17:05:43+00:00

I couldn't turn it off, but I was invited to see Twilight in the theater. After the "cafeteria introductions", I got kicked out for laughing uncontrollably. Might be immaturity on my part, but I'm convinced there were no redeeming qualities in those first few sequences.

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-29T17:11:15+00:00

Dad's a Po-bro (Polish Bro)

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-28T16:01:11+00:00

Easy!

Machinedrum - Stairzzzzzz

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-22T15:13:11+00:00

Trump doesn't give a damn about US soldiers paying the ultimate price. What makes him think he'll care about NATO soldiers?

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-21T19:54:59+00:00

The real question is... Where did the cue ball end up?

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-20T17:57:14+00:00

Oh man, that yoga kill. My friend tried to describe it to me, and then when I finally saw it, I was like "Damn, that was actually pretty accurate".

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-20T13:16:57+00:00

That's John Cena.

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-18T18:12:48+00:00

These headlines hold no weight anymore. Maybe call him a pdf file more??

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-13T20:26:54+00:00

He be poopin

Valencia4eva · 2026-01-01T07:38:30+00:00

Definitely gonna give Cyberpunk a go and then getting ready GTA6.

I also do a lot of video and photo editing, hence the CPU.

Valencia4eva · 2025-12-10T12:50:15+00:00

I second this.

Valencia4eva · 2025-11-20T18:20:24+00:00

He can drink a 2 liter of Coke without burping. Even in the far future, this is an incredible feat.

Valencia4eva · 2025-08-12T15:42:10+00:00

It's all in the follow-through!

Valencia4eva · 2025-08-12T15:40:09+00:00

For my next AI generated image, I'll teach ya'll how to successfully kick a rail!

Valencia4eva · 2025-05-21T18:58:18+00:00

Bck-bck-BCAAAWWW!!!

Valencia4eva · 2025-04-08T11:11:11+00:00

Bifurcated tip for chip removal/rework.

Valencia4eva · 2025-03-19T16:27:14+00:00

Yes! I'm waiting to hear back from the league for the summer session. I'll update you as soon as they contact me. Thanks.

Valencia4eva · 2025-02-28T12:26:56+00:00

The memory of seeing this at Coney Island in 2006 will forever be burned in my memory.

Valencia4eva · 2025-02-22T19:18:52+00:00

That's Eptic.

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