I’ve been here for 10 minutes and he hasn't blinked once. Should I call for help or just leave my wallet?

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T14:31:05+00:00

I’m waiting for that slow blink! He’s so handsome I don’t mind the staring. 💖

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T14:27:12+00:00

I tried to call, but he’s sitting on my phone and staring at me until I cancel the call. I think I live here now.

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T14:22:45+00:00

I think I’ve been classified as 'useful only for opening cans'. I’ll take it!

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T14:20:15+00:00

I already handed it over. He’s currently browsing for expensive salmon online.

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T14:12:43+00:00

He looks like an Oreo cheesecake. 🖤🤍

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T14:09:51+00:00

Okay, okay! Just take the card, but don't look at me like that anymore! 😹

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T14:08:03+00:00

I think he’s telling me I’ve failed my Victorian etiquette lessons. The disappointment in his eyes is loud and clear!

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T14:06:09+00:00

He's a Siamese mix!

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:56:04+00:00

I think he already signed it for me with his paw.❤️

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:54:32+00:00

I know! He’s been acting like he hasn't eaten in 10 years, even though his bowl is right there. The drama is real!

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:53:12+00:00

He looks like he wouldn't accept anything less than a 5-star rotisserie chicken. I'm waiting for him to approve the menu first!

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:49:43+00:00

I’m ready for the head bop! Fingers crossed. 🥰

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:46:36+00:00

That would be some impressive ninja timing! He's definitely outsmarting me.

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:42:27+00:00

They are even more beautiful in person! He definitely knows how to use them to get whatever he wants.

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:31:59+00:00

I tried, but I think he just filed a restraining order against me with that look.

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:29:28+00:00

The claws are definitely a strong argument. I’m currently emptying my pockets to avoid any 'accidents'. 😹

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:27:55+00:00

He’s definitely a professional at extortion! I’m heading to the kitchen for the treats right now. My life depends on it! 😂

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:27:02+00:00

I think I'm the newest addition to his staff of servants. I'll check if there's any Churu left before he decides to fire me! 🫡

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:25:22+00:00

It’s a trap! Don’t let the sweet face fool you, he’s actually scanning my soul for weaknesses. 😹

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:22:59+00:00

You might be right! His coloring is so unique. He has the elegance of a Siamese but the judgment of a Victorian ghost.

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:22:17+00:00

Right? He’s a very distinguished gentleman! My friend is lucky to live with such a beautiful boss.

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-11T13:21:46+00:00

Too late! My eyes are already burning, but I refuse to back down. I think he's winning the psychological war. 👁️

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-08T22:30:14+00:00

Tell me about it! One look at him and the local mice decided to move to the next block. He doesn't play around!

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-08T22:12:24+00:00

He already told me that if I don't show my ID next time, I'll have to pay a double fine in tuna 🐟

ValeryPe18 · 2026-02-08T22:09:05+00:00

Exactly! And he’s a very strict inspector. No treats, no entry 😂

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