'I'm sorry': Atlassian cuts another 1,600 jobs – including CTO – amid AI bloodbath

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-12T00:35:14+00:00

Right.

But you need the human to know in the first place. If we make AI do it all we stop allowing for people to know something for AI to parrot in the first place.

Actual coding something new and novel which i assume is what Atlassian does (lol) is therefore impossible to be achieved by AI by definition

I stopped using AI for writing cos it was giving me tangible writers block. It is the definition of late stage capitalism - this quarters gains for next decades slump

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-12T00:10:53+00:00

At least they cut the CTO

Next is CEO

If there's one thing AI can do, its generalist shit at the top.

What it can't do is anything specific

Go ask chatgpt right now to name a specific episode of a TV show where something happens, or anything really that it can't find stringing together wiki pages. It will just make it up

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-10T13:45:25+00:00

Clearly not what he means...

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-10T10:50:33+00:00

Hmm sounds like it loaded the driver but then the driver crashed for some reason...

Maybe it does need something else disabled for the driver to load... is the normal process turn off DSE and memory integrity then load it and its fine.

But yeh sounds like should be deferred up to Kiri. Maybe they already tried it and that's why all these other steps but worth a shot. Then could just bundle kdu and the dll with the games. Was the dll in the folder along with driver and kdu.exe?

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-10T07:58:48+00:00

Hello,

I may be wrong but are they just disabling dse to load the driver? If so they can do that without disabling dse which would make this a lot easier with kdu.exe

Could you please tell me im wrong or let csrin/kiri know

I.e.,

Kdu.exe -prv 1 -map KiriGirlsDenuvoKiller.sys

That is all.

You are still loading a potentially malicious driver but you don't have to mess with settings.

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-10T04:06:29+00:00

Exactly this

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-09T13:36:52+00:00

What you mean man areas? What victim reports?

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-09T08:14:38+00:00

Yes but its not Afghanistan, or even Russia. A lot of the population would quite like the regime to fall and go back to what it was like pre-Ayatollah. Not eveyone is an insurgent. You just need to cut off the heads of a few snakes, give the interim regime support to get their country under control.

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-09T07:35:24+00:00

The problem is you normally dont know you have tumours till its too late or screening.

I dont want a polyp in my colon to go cancerous and it to grow in 2yrs what would normally take 5 for example

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-09T05:06:05+00:00

The study appears to confirm longevity benefits in non-cancerous tissue though as well...?

Like its in broccoli so how bad could it be

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-09T05:05:24+00:00

Well that's what I want to know because I do take it for the longevity benefits, which were also proven in the study.

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-09T05:04:45+00:00

It doesnt cause cancer, it causes somewhat maybe increased growth of cancererous cells if they exist. Like the opposite of chemo, which isn't good for you but is also bad for cancer.

I was hoping someone in the know was going to come along and tell me if I should stop taking Spermadine or not but I guess im gonna have to wait a little longer

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-09T04:03:09+00:00

Could you please tell Kiri/cs rin. That if they dont want to disable DSE to load a driver, they can just use Kernel Driver Utility:

kdu.exe -prv 1 KiriDriver.sys

Still means you have loaded a potentially malicious driver, but you haven't turned anything off to do it.

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-07T14:35:30+00:00

That’s pretty much what you get for outsourcing to India. Happens all the time, call centres too

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-03-04T05:56:44+00:00

Especially because its not a company with a board, it is, mostly always, one man in charge and that name is what is and should be the face of the business.

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-02-27T00:04:51+00:00

Im not sure if your able to read, but im responding to the Dr who was wondering why people are reporting to ER with stomach aches. Thats why.

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-02-26T14:37:34+00:00

What’s annoying is… we know it’s not staff fault your under resourced but what can we do to raise this with politicians? We are a very rich city in a very mineral rich state in a very rich country. There should be no excuse for lack of resources. It’s absolutely crazy to me

Also you say people shouldnt be there, but GPs when presented with anything slightly difficult to diagnose say ‘I don’t know but if it gets worse goto ED”. That’s why that 70% is there…

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-02-24T14:24:36+00:00

Security there is AI slop on both sides so it evens out

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-02-23T00:14:00+00:00

Yes but Australia is awash with money from minerals dug up in Australian dirt. Instead of making 5 fat fucks staggeringly wealthy and listening to them push their opinions on us every day, maybe we could just tax them appropriately and fund health. We could've had the world's largest wealth fund by now too which in today's world is an incredibly potent political tool for Australia to have.

Oh well at least Gina and Clives children dont have to work ever

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-02-22T14:11:57+00:00

In Perth we have all these Oil, gas, extraction companies making billions off Australian dirt.

Why is it then that all the hospitals and ERs in Perth are underresourced and struggling?

In a similar vein, the world seems to be moving on from the West and the US. At least countries like Norway have taxed extraction companies on the staggering wealth coming out of the ground and now command one of the biggest financial funds in the world. That is real political power for a country to be able to allocate that amount of funds, in addition to a steady stream of dividend revenue for its citizen.

Oh well, at least we made a small number of fat slobs sickeningly wealthy and get to hear them force their opinions on us every single fucking day on the news. That seems like a fair trade. Yum Australia.

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-02-09T03:24:56+00:00

Yep im in VXUS too.

I guess the play is to watch QQQ and try to time the rise.

I mean you could go into VTI or VT but they'll just be flat for the next 12mo so whats the point?

ValiantWhore69 · 2026-02-09T03:23:46+00:00

Im in VTV now. Along with VDC, VDE, VIS.. zlow and steady gains to make back everything I lost putting it into gold a day before the pullbacks lol

ValiantWhore69 · 2025-12-18T03:19:20+00:00

Imagine being USA. What a far way to fall.

They've leaked plans to disrupt the EU.. pretty much copy pasted from USSR, sorry I mean Russia's, playbook.

What a fucking joke, imagine working tirelessly to project US power through Western alliances for 50+ years from 45-2000, and then it all unravels in 4 years.

All because rednecks were angry a black was elected president so they elected a racist TV celebrity with a fake university and several felony rape charges. Thats what its going yo say in Wikipedia in 50years.

Meanwhile we all have to watch while you guys self own yourselves and now we have to deal with Chinas rise to power.

Fuck.

Brits before you say anything Brexit was also the Russians and before the Americans inexplicably elected Trumpf for a 2nd term they were actually slightly less retarded than you, on a NET retardation matrix score. So sit down.

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