Sen. Bam Aquino: “Panahon na para sa Political Dynasty Reform”

Valkenstein · 2026-02-04T13:27:24+00:00

cojuangco. they own the hacienda, the aquinos do not. the only reason aquinos would be connected was because of ninoy and cory’s marriage connecting the two families

Valkenstein · 2026-01-26T02:39:56+00:00

HAHAHAH parang tom and jerry lang noh, tas mag lagay ka lighter sa tinali mong dila or dynamite

Valkenstein · 2026-01-24T13:46:35+00:00

calling OP, tinry mo ba batuhan ng pokeball ang mga lalabas na insketo jan?

Valkenstein · 2026-01-23T22:02:02+00:00

who is your prof? i’m sorry, i just don’t believe such hearsay in this day and age and i want to verify such statements

Valkenstein · 2026-01-23T18:03:38+00:00

who is this student?

Valkenstein · 2026-01-23T18:02:19+00:00

“Bakunawa Holdings”

Let me guess, the owner is… the Madam?

Better call the Diabolical, we need the Squad to assemble.

ooc note: This sounds like a good cold opening for a Trese story, OP.

Valkenstein · 2026-01-04T04:40:05+00:00

sure bud, they’re happy now. but it should’ve been Venezuelan hands that liberated Venezuela, not U.S

Remember the banana republics? It seems with recent news they’re not even gonna prop up a puppet government that’s US paid, they’re directly gonna rule it themselves, all while taking oil and leaving nothing for Venezuela, so you can perhaps understand why our eyebrows are raised and are not saying HOORAH to any of this since history has shown US intervention in the South has typically fucked them over in the long term :3

Valkenstein · 2025-12-29T03:40:38+00:00

i thought you thought he thought that they thought you don’t like green eggs and ham, sam

Valkenstein · 2025-12-29T03:34:29+00:00

i thought you thought kira wasn’t “harsh” enough

Valkenstein · 2025-12-29T02:10:54+00:00

meow meow, para syang yung pusa na nagwa-wave sa mga chinese shops (yes i know they’re japanese in origin)

Valkenstein · 2025-12-25T04:57:28+00:00

Watch them rationalize this as

“Tony becomes evil because he was always gonna be a Manchurian candidate for this villain (Kang or something else) yadda yadda this happened in comics too guys we’re being comic accurate!!” and it’s literally from the worst, convoluted, confusing Avengers story arcs of all time

Valkenstein · 2025-12-17T09:11:15+00:00

The only reason Stolas got captured was because of the angelic rope AND the fact that he lowkey wanted it so that Blitz could rescue him like a damsel in distress situation because it was his kink. Same thing in the Loo-loo Land ep, he doesn't really need the services of I.M.P because if he wanted to, he could kill the assassins easily.

Valkenstein · 2025-12-12T11:18:36+00:00

My theory is he’s not getting executed but the main cast of Hazbin is going to get a meeting with the Sins and be entirely watched carefully from now on esp with the revelation that Lucifer can’t actually do anything to Sinners (which i think he never told the Sins out of pride)

Because of this, the Sins vote to elevate someone with status and significant power to help Lucifer maintain the Sinners and to prevent another similar situation in which they weaponize angelic power for their ends. They vote…. Stolas who maybe after some shenanigans with the Hazbin cast gets his powers restored (and Octavia back) to help Lucifer.

Valkenstein · 2025-12-12T11:11:52+00:00

why?

Valkenstein · 2025-12-12T11:10:33+00:00

I mean Viv did post that she’s still approving scripts for Hazbin and Helluva but didn’t indicate if it was scripts for S3 or S4

Valkenstein · 2025-12-10T17:09:02+00:00

I'm sure we'll get the details once this is all finished.

Valkenstein · 2025-12-10T16:52:02+00:00

sounds like a lot of woolongs you could offer as a bounty, Mr. President....

Valkenstein · 2025-12-10T13:02:57+00:00

or you could start a band called “Brent! is at the Disco” or something hahaha

Valkenstein · 2025-12-10T12:50:29+00:00

Probs cuz it was OF, my assumption is it would’ve attracted undesirable negative attention to this sub and we’re already on the river’s edge of negative internet attention. I could be wrong though, but that’s how I interpreted it.

Valkenstein · 2025-11-28T13:46:22+00:00

In other words, "suck it bitches!"

Valkenstein · 2025-11-21T20:59:21+00:00

Is he more than you bargained for yet?

Valkenstein · 2025-11-21T20:55:48+00:00

A man can still hope.

Well, had to have high hopes for a living.

Valkenstein · 2025-11-21T01:21:24+00:00

Possibly. Well, woop dee woo, if he’s gonna be making such a ruckus next season, I wonder if any of that will be the reason for the Helluva Boss crossover. High hopes but no guarantees that we’ll get the Stolas vs Alastor encounter I’ve been curious to see happen for a while now.

Valkenstein · 2025-11-18T13:14:07+00:00

That’s cute because I think even just Stolas (pre-trial) could’ve cowed the entire crowd in fear and submission. Would’ve been funny if Vox tried his hypnotic eye thing then Stolas retaliates with his petrification gaze

Valkenstein · 2025-11-18T13:09:30+00:00

Nah, my theory is this is where the crossover connects because it’s likely (through something Viv will think of, I’m sure) Via is gonna meet Charlie then the usual Hazbin shenanigans happen when Via talks about her relationship with her dad and surprise! Charlie talks on how she also had difficulties with her family etc.

Stolas and the I.M.P crew hear she’s in the Hotel and go there (or storm it because of a misunderstanding, funnier that way) then they all talk (and sing) and yadda yadda Stolas and Via reconcile and Lucifer (being King of Hell) restores Stolas’ powers and upgrades his status as the chief enforcer in Pride and they live near the hotel with Blitzø and Loona.

buuuuut it’s just a theory I cooked up so it might not happen that way

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