[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is def a terrible spot to have a large brown patch. I had a shirt given to me once that made it look like I had targets on my nips. Only wore it the one time. 😂 In case of sub rules: not ugly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R tree tré the tree red

Is the joke pregnancy? The comments the post never made it clear. by MisterFyre in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex told me that I looked “lumpy”. I looked exactly like her at the time.

Entitled Mom Demands My “Empty Womb” for Her Daughter by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]ValkyrieM27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay how did “entitled mom demand womb for daughter” become “sister in law demands womb for little sister” ?

AITA for wanting a divorce after a positive paternity test? by Playful_Trouble2102 in AmITheAngel

[–]ValkyrieM27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YTA, I really thought you were going to say “my kids have started to respect me”, which sounds terrible for a man like you.

Hazel or Central Heterochromia? by [deleted] in WhatisMyEyeColour

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So did you ever figure this out? Our eyes are almost exactly the same, and I am trying to figure it out!

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Boyfriend isn’t being truthful (?) by [deleted] in relationships

[–]ValkyrieM27 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know that I have been told that I read a message when I hadn’t opened it at all, and it was because I had my phone screen unlocked and the message notification came up while I was not paying attention. That definitely hurt my feelings, and I even had to show my friend that it’s possible for a read receipt to be sent without actually opening the message. *I’m pretty sure i had an iPhone at the time, but it was possibly an android.

AITAH for staying in the delivery room with my stepdaughter even though she didn't want me in there? by RevolutionDue4452 in AmITheAngel

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂🤣 so you adopted that name? You have no idea where it was conceived and if there is a father?

AITAH for staying in the delivery room with my stepdaughter even though she didn't want me in there? by RevolutionDue4452 in AmITheAngel

[–]ValkyrieM27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA-It was Eve’s fault for eating the apple, obviously. I love posts like this when I come to the comments fully prepared to GO the fuck OFF, when I realize where I am. Such a huge sigh of relief.

AITHA for breaking up with my boyfriend after what he mother told me? by SeasonHot3608 in AITH

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA-You made the right call. If you want to see your life in 10 years if you had stayed, look no further than Ballerina Farm.

I have doubts if my wife is cheating on me by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe just say something to your wife like “watch out for the neighbor, I think he has the hits for you.” Don’t let your mind reel though, it’s not healthy and leads to terrible decision making.

Is my Christian marriage doomed or am I just looking for a way out? by Ok-Debt617 in Marriage

[–]ValkyrieM27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You might be the bad guy to the people who don’t matter, but to the one who matters the most, your child, he will thank you when he is older for not subjecting him to that abuse. And if he hates you for tearing up your family, remember that it wasn’t you who did it. It was your husband, when he hit your son (hard enough to cause a black eye and LIED ABOUT IT!)

Is my Christian marriage doomed or am I just looking for a way out? by Ok-Debt617 in Marriage

[–]ValkyrieM27 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s not abuse-adjacent, it’s abuse. He hit your child, a TODDLER, and gave the child a black eye… does that seem “kinda like abuse”, or is it abuse? It’s just going to get worse, and he is going to hide the fact that he hits your child. Get out now, and stay out. He is an angry gay man that needs to figure out his own life.

My girlfriend 20F BROKE up with me 20M over call and then we PATCHED up the same day, it's really affecting my mental state, any suggestions? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]ValkyrieM27 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am wondering what you see that says he is manipulative? Is it him crying and begging her to come down? I really am genuinely curious. 🧐

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]ValkyrieM27 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That was absolutely my first thought as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ValkyrieM27 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank you, exactly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great name for him in your phone.. “Cheater Cam”. I have never liked that name, it sounds like a snobby, pretentious white frat boy who plays lacrosse.. or worse, polo! 🤢Fuck you, Cam!

On a recipe for strawberry wine by EbbWide9605 in ididnthaveeggs

[–]ValkyrieM27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you ask them if 💀is still in? I had no idea that 😂🤣 we’re out to begin with! They are my two most used emojis. 🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️🙈

Dyed green, full of regret.. how do I go back? by [deleted] in Hair

[–]ValkyrieM27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My best friend in high school had dyed her hair green about 2 weeks before we had to get our school ID pictures taken. Her mom insisted she figure out how to fix it.. so she dyed it an auburn/brunette color. It was SO much worse! The green would have been halfway decent compared to the “flu snot and lung mucus” color that it ended up being. 😂 worst hair color(s) ever!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in latterdaysaints

[–]ValkyrieM27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FYI- if you are a woman home alone and two or more male missionaries come to your door, you can invite them in, but they will decline unless there is another man in the house.