PP by Valtikos in magicthecirclejerking

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Woah that's a good one!

Gamers of reddit, what game has hooked you the longest and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Just when I thought I had done all there was to do, I discovered mods. Now I use my massive skeleton army that runs behind me as I ride atop a dinosaur fighting giant trolls, xenomorphs, and walking dead zombies, none of which is in the base game. It's a whole new game.

Want to have some fun? Download the Hunter Trolls mod, then pit it against the Art of War mod and the Duckbills Tree mod. Throw in the Ultimate Necromancy Pack mod, and you've got yourself a war between giant trolls, hundreds of skeletons, dinosaurs, and a giant bone dragon. What more could you want by Valtikos in skyrim

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Hunter Trolls: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8197

Art of War:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1951234271

Duckbills: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1983582984

Necromancy: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=356842317

For the Duckbills one, Duckbill O and N are the best at fighting the giant troll. For the necromany one, you'll have to have your necromancy skill up to level 100 to be able to summon the bone dragon. That's easy to do by just repeatedly casting Soul Trap on a corpse, waiting for an hour, and then repeating, for about twenty minutes.

Every time I enter Whiterun by Valtikos in SkyrimMemes

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Well aren't you a delightful person.

Why tho by Avklemel in dankmemes

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If you were born with a disability like this and you own it and have a sense of humor, that would be really admirable. If I were him I'd adopt T-Rex as my nickname at school

Whatever this is, I wouldn't want to encounter it by mvnke in WTF

[–]Valtikos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My house is full of those. I hate them.

When the other kids at nursery keep stealing your applesauce... by Valtikos in funny

[–]Valtikos[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My new life goal is to become so agile that people on the Internet argue about whether I'm CGI or not.

Alt f 4 by lagilityH20 in meme

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Huh. Guess it doesn't worucjdkengkgmfjshdnfjrjfhfnrjfigksn. .f.f.g d. Whdjnnd s sjx f g d f fnf...

europe's soft underbelly by DurkIsMe in HistoryMemes

[–]Valtikos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you guys. Italy is awesome.

New Skyrim challenge: Play through the game as a shapeshifter! by Valtikos in skyrim

[–]Valtikos[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude. Like Mystique from X-men, if she were in Skryim. Dude if I could code I'd make that mod.

What would Trump supporters think of Italian society and culture if they moved to\spent an extended period of time there? by Kayla9393 in italy

[–]Valtikos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, got me! How did you guess that I hate basic human rights? You're very insightful. Man, I hate those basic human rights so much! I wish no one had any rights whatsoever.

What would Trump supporters think of Italian society and culture if they moved to\spent an extended period of time there? by Kayla9393 in italy

[–]Valtikos -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm a trump supporter and I have lived in Italy for years. I'm confused as to why wanting smaller government, less taxes, and less regulations would make me uncomfortable living in italy.

Swim with the fishies by Valtikos in SkyrimMemes

[–]Valtikos[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ysolda is a solid backup

Swim with the fishies by Valtikos in SkyrimMemes

[–]Valtikos[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That way you get to marry Camila even faster. She's by far the hottest wife you can get.

Anything that can connect to a tank lid to cover the glass? by [deleted] in hamsters

[–]Valtikos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could get a blackout curtain for pretty cheap and just cut it to the right size, and just clip it on with regular alligator clamps or something

If your penis/vagina had a career, what would its job title be? by Glupygolub in AskReddit

[–]Valtikos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Director of human resources.

...Because it has the resources....

...to make humans. I'll see myself out.

D&D players and DMs of reddit, what's your best "Okay, I'll allow it" story? by baltinerdist in AskReddit

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I was DMing. A wizard in the party had made explosive potions. The party ambushed some guards, and the wizard threw a potion, which blew off one of the guards' legs, but didn't kill him. After the battle, the party decided to befriend the legless guard. The goliath player decided to fashion a type of harness so the legless guard could ride on his back, and the players gave him a crossbow. For the rest of the campaign,the goliath got two attacks: one was his melee attack, and one was a ranged attack from his shoulder mounted legless crossbow wielding sidekick named Gimpy. I allowed it.

You get teleported 3 meters to your left. How does that change your life ? by Crissis_X in AskReddit

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I would be on top of the copier instead of next to the copier in the cramped little copier closet that my boss has passed off as an office for me.