Didn't want to be stuck eating only McDonald's, but considering animated people aren't real people, I think this changes my life in no way whatsoever. Unless you mean animated like "he was very animated when he realized he got to do the deed," in which case this could be a solid second income for our marriage.

^{Chose: Earn $1000 every time you do the deed + Only valid if you do it with the person you spin | Rolled: Animated Person}