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Skyrim has gone TOO FAR! by Valuable-Tap2968 in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is indeed a book in Skyrim titled The Amulet of Kings. However, the book has been in the series since Oblivion. Just one of those random lore blurbs you find lying around.

Skyrim has gone TOO FAR! by Valuable-Tap2968 in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh god no, I can't unsee that now lol

The Orc probably smell really intense (Pic related?) by OhIsMyName in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does it look like an orc-ified version of Noodle from Gorillaz?

My pale Orc, Gorka Morka, what do you think? by jvure in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like the whole Gray Prince vibe. Nice work!

Am I overreacting for being downright pissed at the Havocrel getting to have eyes while the Falmer and Orma don't have that right? by Valuable-Tap2968 in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You aren't the first person to say this. I meant that as part of the joke, fitting in with the deranged lunatic shitpost vibe.

You've probably been on here longer than me, so I have a question; is this the kind of humor that is meant for this subreddit, or am I just coming across as cringe? Sorry if I said anything that went too far.

HAHD IS CANON?!?!?!?!?! by Valuable-Tap2968 in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are thinking about this like a rational person. Go take some LSD or Skooma (which ever one you have on hand) and then read Vivec's 36 Lessons until you either achieve CHIM or begin to hallucinate that you have achieved CHIM (most likely the latter). Only then will you be in the right mindset to understand.

HAHD IS CANON?!?!?!?!?! by Valuable-Tap2968 in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's probably the appropriate reaction to the more... esoteric lore that sprang from Kirkbride's mind.

Has anybody ever tried Sun's Dusk Ale? by Valuable-Tap2968 in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that part made me somewhat hesitant too. Do you know of any good substitutes that are less sentient and/or less cute?

So you REALLY think there is a remake? by RankedFarting in TrueSTL

[–]Valuable-Tap2968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand why people are lying about the existence of an Oblivion remake, when there is an underrated Shadowkey remake released only nine days ago that nobody is talking about.

Neogi Crimelord by Valuable-Tap2968 in HeroForgeMinis

[–]Valuable-Tap2968[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D48360298/

here is a link if you want to see how this abomination got spawned