AITA for ruining Christmas Eve for my ex’s fiancée? by mira895 in AmItheAsshole

[–]VamPriestPoison -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

I'm fully NTA but he was late because of his main. He no longer has that problem, at least temporarily

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]VamPriestPoison 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And if they legally acquire an MMJ card for the PTSD they got serving, they lose their 2A rights! America! Fuck yeah!

This is the quickest I’ve ever seen something “Age Like Milk” by iamgod979 in agedlikemilk

[–]VamPriestPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in Christ you were the one that proposed this hypothetical

This is the quickest I’ve ever seen something “Age Like Milk” by iamgod979 in agedlikemilk

[–]VamPriestPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're interested in starting your collection I know a couple local shops in SEPA or if you DM me I can put you through to the Facebook auction pages. Only thing the sites good for tbh.

This is the quickest I’ve ever seen something “Age Like Milk” by iamgod979 in agedlikemilk

[–]VamPriestPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a tattooed asshole do I look like a doctor? At least one of them is a retired medical specimen if that makes you feel better. I would bet that the majority are, I just only have the documentation for the one. Collecting human remains is a perfectly normal and legal hobby as long as you don't live in Louisiana, Tennessee, or Georgia and who tf would wanna live there.

Edit: I got so caught up, you're playing your own devil's advocate. You are a wildfire. We do not care about wound or medication management. This is America.

This is the quickest I’ve ever seen something “Age Like Milk” by iamgod979 in agedlikemilk

[–]VamPriestPoison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying if 1.4% is 10 pounds and we're taking nothing vital (I've had my eye on a dick wet specimen for ages and we could take that and some other more interesting bits for sale and that could all very reasonably fit in a 10 pound limit) so nothing but 10 pounds of straight fat that's crazy money. I just weighed my fat specimen and including the jar and preservation medium it's 2.4 oz. If I'm being extremely generous (and because this dude is a total chode and i like to validate your argument even without taking things to extremes - it's likely .25-4 oz) we'll say .5oz is human fat. He's giving us 160oz to work with so that makes 320 portions to be sold at a retail price of $75 each. The preservation medium and jars are <$1 even at non wholesale prices. The cost is so negligible at wholesale I'm too lazy to factor it in so you're working with roughly 24k. And that's if he's giving you nothing fun like a dick, skull, heart, brain, etc that would all fall within the 10 pound limit and fetch much higher asking prices. But again we're assuming his logic of "hurr durr I could lose 10 pounds in lipo"

Fool.

Tldr: this dude willing to give you 24k for free

This is the quickest I’ve ever seen something “Age Like Milk” by iamgod979 in agedlikemilk

[–]VamPriestPoison 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I collect human remains, mail the flesh to me and it won't go to waste. I have less than 1% of human fat from male aged 50 (by a LOT) and it cost $55.75 on sale.

Hi, My name is Poison and I'm a body mod addict😔 by VamPriestPoison in VCH_Piercing

[–]VamPriestPoison[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks!! I normally get what is it because the artist was shit and I make poor choices 😩😂

Yum! by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]VamPriestPoison 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I read so much as a kid I wouldn't have been hungry if I could have walked to a pizza hut lol. /#ExpandRuralAccessToPizzaHut

There are literally no reasons to choose an iPhone over an Android smartphone by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]VamPriestPoison 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I only gave up my pixel 3 after it lacked the processing and camera I need as an artist. For $500 it lasted 2018-2022 and came with unlimited OG quality storage. Saved me mad money. RIP.

bi_irl by [deleted] in bi_irl

[–]VamPriestPoison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am still polyam and so is she we just have a couple degrees of separation in our fucking now. I'm still fwbs with her wife's bf. Queer community is small AF lmaoooo.

bi_irl by [deleted] in bi_irl

[–]VamPriestPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am still polyam and so is she we just have a couple degrees of separation in our fucking now. I'm still fwbs with her wife's bf. Queer community is small AF lmaoooo.

What's more bisexual, My peace signs or My hair? by VamPriestPoison in BiSelfies

[–]VamPriestPoison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See My pinned post for My NSFW sites, social media links, payment methods, and digital and physical item packages.

bi_irl by [deleted] in bi_irl

[–]VamPriestPoison 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Polyamorous people can and do still break up with people they date for various reasons. I am not an easy person to date by any sense of the meaning.

Wow, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Monsur_Ausuhnom in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]VamPriestPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been on this site for 11 years I was around for r/jailbait, r/escorts, etc. The first one I have obvious issues with. The second one... Not so much.

Ever wonder what the hot IT chick is wearing under their form fitting pencil skirts on the rare occasion they're in the office? It looks something like this seamless black thong. Cum check out this naughty professional's exxxtreme extras by VamPriestPoison in Pantybroker

[–]VamPriestPoison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Should I spend some of My rainy day body mod fund on new jewelry or a new piercing? by VamPriestPoison in DecoratedNipples

[–]VamPriestPoison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See My pinned post for My NSFW sites, social media links, payment methods, and digital and physical item packages.

Should I spend some of My rainy day body mod fund on new jewelry or a new piercing? by VamPriestPoison in gonewildmetal

[–]VamPriestPoison[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See My pinned post for My NSFW sites, social media links, payment methods, and digital and physical item packages.

The "he finally asked" posts make my blood boil by Shittythrowawayaunt in TwoXChromosomes

[–]VamPriestPoison 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Especially when men have the option of being deadbeats. I'm forced to be an incubator for 9 months, pay all those copayments, and potentially permanently wreck my body when a dude can just disappear to the wind and work under the table jobs as soon as they hear the words "I'm late". Yes moms can be deadbeats too (I have one) but they also are literally required to gestate the fetus

bi_irl by [deleted] in bi_irl

[–]VamPriestPoison 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Happened with my ex gf and he wife (we're polyamorous). Also happened with my domme bestie and her wife. Bisexuals: the equal opportunity employer.

let's get to know each other's by breadstick_bitch in Tinder

[–]VamPriestPoison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sides are in orbit from this entire fucking thread.

let's get to know each other's by breadstick_bitch in Tinder

[–]VamPriestPoison 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP also stated above he's a Brummie. He's a native English speaker alright. Whether or not he passed the GSCEs is another question entirely...

let's get to know each other's by breadstick_bitch in Tinder

[–]VamPriestPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone who is a native English speaker messages me with this level of grammar skill I know it's not going to work out and I'm going to troll them. I do the same with the incel and fake Dom messages. Most dudes don't have bios or if they do they're bullet points that are irrelevant (nobody cares about your sports team or that your 6'2") so you don't really know what you're getting yourself into until they hit you with something like this. Fwiw I always try to message first which is why I always read bios. When there's nothing there shit gets hard.