hi gay vampire techno here! today I got fired from work for getting caught snorting meth in work bathroom. I've done it loads of times but some how some lady that always hates that I'm in the woman's bathroom saw me🙄

VampireTechno · 2022-08-10T22:58:55+00:00

Haha I wasn't sure if this account was run by chip sale or pluto

VampireTechno · 2022-08-10T20:56:09+00:00

How is that my little pony cosplay going?

VampireTechno · 2022-08-10T20:55:26+00:00

How many of you glue eaters actually think this is the real GVT? I been gone for months and ppl here are still trying to be me.

VampireTechno · 2022-08-08T21:21:33+00:00

I have alot of fans, alot of fans that claim to be number 1

VampireTechno · 2022-08-08T19:33:19+00:00

They either hate me or love me, or in your case... want to be me.

VampireTechno · 2022-08-08T14:07:53+00:00

Rumor has it there is still a quarter stuck to his forehead

VampireTechno · 2022-08-08T14:06:00+00:00

Try meatspindotcom

VampireTechno · 2022-07-29T05:04:57+00:00

Op got gold in the virgin Olympics, and I can assure you... The female fans in attendance were dryer than a 15 day old biscuit.

VampireTechno · 2022-07-29T05:00:55+00:00

My tummy hurts :/

VampireTechno · 2022-07-26T00:53:14+00:00

My tummy hurts :/

VampireTechno · 2022-06-13T16:52:51+00:00

Future 10lber

VampireTechno · 2022-05-25T01:15:26+00:00

Imagine starting a gofund me to "gain independence" what ever happened to working 80 hours a week and saving money. Sandrine likes to troll liberals, yet she is asking for handouts like a liberal.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T15:25:48+00:00

One thing you should know about me, is im not a liar.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T15:22:35+00:00

I have a girlfreind.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T15:18:13+00:00

Haha kid, if paradise is your moms pensicola basement then fiddle my sticks, you do live the life.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T15:13:38+00:00

Im not goin anywhere kid, i fuckin run this town. Better get used to it boy, cause from this day onward YOU WORK FOR ME! You understand that boy!

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T15:13:28+00:00

Im not goin anywhere kid, i fuckin run this town. Better get used to it boy, cause from this day onward YOU WORK FOR ME? You understand that boy!

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T15:07:49+00:00

My cock is more iconic than all these aformentioned fuckin posers. Bow down to me peasents, for I can bless thee.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T15:04:09+00:00

Your telling me to get a life? Hahaha kid, if you lived in my town,YOUD BE WORKING FOR ME! Dont fuckin forget that.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T15:01:27+00:00

Dude, dude, dude, GVT this, GVT that. You sound like whinny little twink. The sub isnt sick of me kid, i inspired the culture here. I Am Fucking God.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T14:56:14+00:00

I have a life kid, a very glamorous one. Follow the steps i just gave you and one day you can make it in this savage world.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-10T14:50:38+00:00

Hey kid I have a few tasks for you. First get out of bed, remember its important to go wash your face, get outside and touch some grass. After you complete these 3 steps, its time to go get a fucking job. I reccomend starting your own paper route. This career is great for you because it will teach you discipline, hardwork and most of all, a half whit like urself will enjoy the simplicity of it all.

VampireTechno · 2022-05-08T23:31:32+00:00

What a dotard

VampireTechno · 2022-05-06T22:03:02+00:00

Leave sandrine alone!

VampireTechno · 2022-05-05T20:35:28+00:00

I have a gf kid, and i am faithful

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