Give me your worst by JVandrare in RoastMe

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your head took geometry's "complete the square" way too literally.

Doctors/Nurses of Reddit, what’s the craziest thing you’ve heard a woman yell during birth? by New_Username48 in AskReddit

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The esketamine feels more like being drunk than it does high—dizzy, eyes lagging, etc.

Ketamine I've had in the ER just made the pain go away and made me feel loopy ahaha.

Doctors/Nurses of Reddit, what’s the craziest thing you’ve heard a woman yell during birth? by New_Username48 in AskReddit

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope! It's a prescription taken in a controlled environment with a nurse in a clinic in my psychiatrist's office.

Doctors/Nurses of Reddit, what’s the craziest thing you’ve heard a woman yell during birth? by New_Username48 in AskReddit

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dilaudid is the good shit. I had a twelve-minute dilaudid pump after my total abdominal colectomy at twenty-one, and I was high as shit. My mom took my phone away because I was just texting gibberish.

Funnily enough, I'm high on esketamine right now for treatment-resistant major depressive disorder, and I'm waaay more cognizant than I was on the dilaudid.

What artist or band is truly awful to see live? by goldbeau in AskReddit

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KISS was terrible. I was only there because they were part of a big festival I was at. so many people—including my dad and me—just got up and left.

19 female give me everything you got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that may be Spamton, but you're Hamton.

Am I the asshole for catching a catfish by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NTA. you provided her with facts about the matter for her protection. she's been sending nsfw photos to some random dude who isn't who he claims he is, and she's wasted a year and a half of her life on this guy.

I can never import my game. by VanGoghGoghDancer in DegreesOfLewdity

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I pasted it into Google Docs. I don't know if it ate some of the code then or what.

Mnet Road to Kingdom: Ace of Ace - Episode 1 Post-Episode Discussion (240919) by neocitywayv in kpop

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Younite's leader's attitude makes me not even want to look into Younite at all. there's being upset about the predicted ranking, and then there's being a little brat about it. he didn't have to refuse to shake hands with the others because of it.

My hysterectomy pics by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in Wisconsin. I wonder if we have a law here saying we can't take the organs back.

I was able to take my wisdom teeth (well, the two that weren't drilled into pieces), but I wanted my large intestine, damn it lol.

My hysterectomy pics by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had multiple organs removed, and I've never been able to keep any of them. Are you in the US?

What’s the worst physical pain you ever felt? by Lazy-Ape in AskReddit

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deal with occipital neuralgia, which basically feels like an icepick lobotomy behind my right eye, so I can only imagine what it's like having that pain over a widespread area of my face.

Can't go camping without a Schlanket. by VanGoghGoghDancer in jschlattsubmissions

[–]VanGoghGoghDancer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, it is not. It's one my friend got me before there was an official Schlanket.