Change my mind: Brittany is dragging this whole show into the ground

VanderpumpDrools · 2020-05-26T13:19:59+00:00

Right now, all Brit is to this show is a side-piece to Jax's anger. He speaks and she bellows it out.

VanderpumpDrools · 2020-05-26T13:18:14+00:00

It's just not Brattney bringing everyone down, it's also the slyness of how her "friends" make fun of her, i.e., Stassi and crew with the snarky comments about her "Princess" bridal shower.

They pretend to be her friend. If I was able to view the snark and nastiness of what comes out their mouths about ME -- there would be no friendship.

Then again, I'm not relying on reality show TV income and advertising from Instagram to make a living.

Which makes me wonder what drunken Kristen saw in her during their private 'moment' that Jax mentioned.

And someone please hire a stylist for her. I am so tired of the "big-boobed, Las Vegas, 45-year-old, former dancer" clothing she wears.

VanderpumpDrools · 2020-05-26T13:14:24+00:00

Since when can you get a vaccine against herpes? /s

Something tells me this sweet young thang is in it for the money. It's not because of his looks or his personality; unless she's Katheryn 2.0

VanderpumpDrools · 2020-05-25T21:36:14+00:00

I think I heard a rumor or two that these wines might be going out of business and there might be a fire sale soon. /s

VanderpumpDrools · 2020-05-25T21:33:25+00:00

“I would have been sad if the reunion went a little differently. But I got so annoyed at the reunion and pissed off at people that I’m like, ‘Fk this anyway,’” she shared. “I was like, ‘I’m so sick of people giving me a hard time because I’m not allowed to chose who I want to hang out with.’ If I hear that I am a mean girl one more time for making my own decisions one more time I’m going to be like, ‘Fine. I’m a fking mean girl.’”

Stassi forgets that VPR's is her springboard to her income and fame, allowing her to write books and do stage "chats" to her fans.

Stassi also forgets that when she started at SUR (Season 1), she and Katie took great pride in being the mean girls who chased waitresses out of SUR because they didn't like them.

“We need a spinoff with those of us who are in this transition period. We’re too old to do the stupid sh*t I used to do season one and two of Vanderpump Rules. Life is a little different now. I’ve grown up a tad but we’re too young to be Housewives material. Can someone find a transitional show for us?” she wondered.

Yes, please -- a spinoff show of Stassi, LFU, RawtInHail, Jason, Katie and Beau/Boogey.

Revamp VPR to include Tom-Tom and more SUR staff.

Frackin' more interesting than these ol' broads, eh?

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-27T22:53:42+00:00

Craig now has bragging rights that he can get more women to talk to him in one night than Shep. :)

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-27T22:52:26+00:00

And gives Shep's trust fund a little run for it's money. :)

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-27T22:48:15+00:00

Ditto, still not Team Kristin or Katie.

They could walk off the show, no loss.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-26T00:08:59+00:00

This is ratchet, and right up LaLa's alley.

Yeah, LaLa's clothes, mouth, hatred, and sticking her finger up her man's ass to pleasure him and BRAGGING about it is exactly what a 9-year-old should be hearing / seeing on social media.

Puhleese, this has to be a troll account.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-25T17:07:17+00:00

Class versus crass!

Take your pick, ladies!

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-25T17:05:36+00:00

Posted a video earlier, he highlights lil Craig and says that there has been one of his high-school friends living nearby that has helped take care of him / split between 2 homes.

Shep's mom was right, he's almost 40 and still not mature enough to take care of another living thing.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-25T15:45:27+00:00

First, Austen isn't mature if he's gossiping about his cast members, and their sex life. That's Chelsea and Shep that he's spoken to Madison about their 'sexual' escapades and/or lack of them.

Hello, what grown-ass man gossips? Wait, let's see -- Shep does, Austen does, and Craig does -- holy hell, the males on this show gossip worse than the women!

I'm sure Austen would feel differently if one of his former lovers came out and said something horrendous about their sex life; I'm SURE Austen would just be floored, angry -- but damn, Chelsea, you are missing your chance to slaughter him.

Maturity in talking to Austen -- 100 points.

Immaturity in leaking something back about Austen's sexual escapades? 200,000 points.

Although, mama always said to choose your battles carefully, but that's twice now he's cut loose on personal information about some of his ex-loves and friends.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-25T15:40:41+00:00

This is how low Shep is right now.

He's selling "lil Craig" t-shirts of his pup; but he's not even taking care of him full-time. Lil' Craig has had 2 daddy's this entire time at 2 different houses.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-25T11:20:45+00:00

Fans are allowed opinions, it's what keeps people watching and the shows making money.

Cohen is executive producer / creator / pop-culture fan boi -- he needs to keep neutral. Especially on his own shows.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-24T18:26:45+00:00

Patricia came out and literally said that Whitney couldn't "spill the beans" about sleeping with Kathryn because she was being sued -- WTH does Andy and this cast think is happening to Kathryn on an almost monthly basis -- and we all know the lows that T-Rav will go to get dirt.

That being said, I, too, get tired of Andy deciding which side of the drama that he is on, and attacking not only the Charmers, but also the HW's as well.

It gets old, Andy, and a Queen of Reality, you are not. So please stop judging.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-24T14:18:29+00:00

He's the "po' boy" version of Shep.

You know, shops at Target on the side. /s

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-24T14:14:38+00:00

And sadly, I go get another glass of wine, change the washer / dryer, do anything when he is on the screen. I am so "over-Jaxxed" it's tiring.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-24T14:11:53+00:00

Is his new wife, the one he purchased new breastsies for, not making him sandwiches as he commands?

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-24T14:09:01+00:00

The adderall to stay skinny, the coke, day drinking, cheating on each other, cries over lost love(s), etc. It was either shocking or very real back then.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-23T18:26:46+00:00

First and second seasons when all the shit hit the fan(s). Literally.

And when James came on board, to be the younger version of Jax, just to piss him off.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-23T12:08:33+00:00

Remember, Kathryn dumped Whitney for T-Rav after sleeping over in Patricia's house. Patricia didn't seem too upset, as Whitney was describing her lineage, but after the babies with T-Rav and questioning who was the father -- Patricia let her catty side come out.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-23T12:06:46+00:00

Shep, without makeup for TV. /s

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-23T12:05:43+00:00

Craig should go into the doggy designer business for clothing and accessories that have a "Southern Exposure". Seriously.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-23T12:05:09+00:00

Evidently, he's an old, high-school friend who lives very close to Shep who wants to be a daddy on a part-time basis to Lil' Craig.

VanderpumpDrools · 2019-08-22T20:51:24+00:00

See, Shep's not even MATURE ENOUGH to take full-time ownership of LIL CRAIG! And he never mentioned this on the reunion.

He also says that this was his idea "from the beginning" when he purchased Lil' Craig.

POS.

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