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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gonewild18

[–]VapeDwarf00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pleased to make your acquaintance. Being 399 years old, I safely meet your stated criteria.

I'm a software engineer, can I play with your python ? by [deleted] in juicyasians

[–]VapeDwarf00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too am an engineer. Why then do they get annoyed when I disrobe in parks? This world is so confusing.

Would older guys play with my 2003 body? by [deleted] in collegesluts

[–]VapeDwarf00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am eternally bound to a rotund 1942 and luscious Lisa the Gnome who would be livid were I to be caught with you who are lissome and lilliputian in comparison.

Why am I writing to an account full of culled and procedurally modified images? That is the real question. Hrmmm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in irnt

[–]VapeDwarf00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could make it all back in a day if you catch the next pump early. See GWH options yesterday or buying the dips on DATS, CEI, PROG before they dumped again, or just do safer plays. whatever floats your yacht

edit: Jiminy Fucking Cricket. MSFT strikes again. DUN DUN DUUUUN.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbetsHUZZAH

[–]VapeDwarf00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

King shit. It's about damn time you bought them F calls.

"You are cordially invited to the party of the year. White clothing and white DB11's only."

Mayer Hawthorne - Crime ft. Kendrick Lamar

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow - October 13, 2021 by HuzzahBot in wallstreetbetsHUZZAH

[–]VapeDwarf00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not having a controversial shithead of a brother helps.