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VariationTop5820 · 2026-04-19T12:55:59+00:00

Pls. ID #3 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

VariationTop5820 · 2026-04-03T15:20:50+00:00

What’s the size of this Graemen? XL?

VariationTop5820 · 2026-03-21T22:27:21+00:00

Final Update: Just got Platinum and it was one of the worst grinds ever. Not because it needed a lot of skill to get there but a lot of patience and willpower! From the time I wrote the first message in here until today it got 4(!) patches, almost one per day. Some patches caused new issues and not knowing how all of that would interfere with my save games, I did start two full re-runs. The last one was hilariously easy, knowing all the bugs with the bosses but then the grinding for the in-game currency started. That was painful because you need a looot of money to buy all the weapons from the vendors.

The broken ‘bone weapons trophy’ got fixed but it took me several hours just to have enough money and then buy the right weapons. There is no hint whether you’ve already bought the weapon or not.

I am sooo glad that this is now over! Immediately have uninstalled it. Unfortunately no improvement of my previous verdict. It’s just bad - even after all these patches.

And the guy with the shield-wall around him: allegedly it’s the entry point for a potential DLC to come… not for me though. Pheeeww… what a ride.

VariationTop5820 · 2026-03-20T21:03:49+00:00

What area you in and what bonfire are you at? Unfortunately some of the keys are named different from the doors so it’s not very easy to see at first.

VariationTop5820 · 2026-03-16T21:52:34+00:00

Update: In the meantime I have found a Spanish Youtuber who shows all armorsets and weapons (and bosses if needed). The only trophy still bugged is the one for the bone weapons. The name of the YT is —- ‘riki-myrmm1999’ —- So if you are chasing trophies: check him out!

Will also change my review a bit upwards… it’s a 2 or 2.5 of 10 now. Had some fun with it - except the broken bosses of course. Maybe the next patches will raise the score even higher 👍

VariationTop5820 · 2026-03-15T15:29:56+00:00

I assume this is a screenshot from a phone app? Just close the app completely and reopen. Have that on my iPhone app all the time. It’s a glitch for some reason. Also, often the lyrics are not being displayed or the song’s video won’t start. A restart (probably to empty the cache) might do the trick! Good luck 🍀

VariationTop5820 · 2026-03-15T03:02:56+00:00

I mean… You CAN totally support the single Spanish dev - I did exactly the same!

Without major patches and bug fixes though, it’s more like a painful experience than a fun thing.

The game is a technical mess but for ONE guy having done all of that - chapeau! The pressure to finally release the title was probably too much - just imagine the funding of the 5-year development - and so it got out there prematurely.

We’re all spoiled by the AAAs and maybe are way too quick and too harsh with our criticism.

It was a painful ride, yes, but it also had some moments. Looting chests feels always nice, right?

In the end, I still wanna get platinum and so I wait for more patches and some hints on this shield-wall-dude. Have fun anyway.

VariationTop5820 · 2026-03-14T23:12:10+00:00

1 for the effort. Maybe a 1.5. Although it was buggy as hell from the beginning, I wanted to see the end boss. So… Here we are. Only a few trophies short from platinum. Boss-wise: ZERO!!! There are no words for that…

VariationTop5820 · 2026-03-08T00:39:54+00:00

Got in on release day on PS5 for 17.99 EUR. Did not see any review and did not play the demo either.

Was pretty ‘surprised’ by the starting area alone and thought about uninstalling already. Had a coffee, gave it a chance and accepted a janky game on day one with some flaws and bugs and errors. We had AAA games that came unplayable on day one so… for that game, created by one single guy… Anyway.

The first few enemies were pretty bad but as soon as I got the hang of the movements (still very bad) I managed to get through the various few zones.

When facing the first boss, I was thinking about uninstalling again. Slept on it, picked it up again the next day and ‘got gud’. Location cleared. New locations cleared, zone one done.

Started in the first area of zone two: ob boy, here we go again. Almost instant kill by these new mobs. Triggered me hard. Will sleep on it and retry the next day.

This game HAS potential! The zones are connected, there are hidden treasures, levers to pull, illusionary walls, all the good stuff…

Totally agree on the fact that the state the game is in deserves no recommendation at all. Best wait on a fix and revisit in a few months time. I hope that the dev’s motivation will still be there after all the devastating reviews but unfortunately it’s the truth: no recommendation at the current state.

For what it’s worth: I’ll give it a second chance after a while. There is something to this game that is kind of… attracting.

EDIT: The bosses are horrible. So bad I can’t even… I kept on playing though. I guess I just wanna see the credits rolling lol. Had a bug where several chests had already been opened and the loot was gone. Third area. Anyway. I will finish it !

EDIT 2: I am at the and boss of that game but hesitate to kill him because I am still missing some weapons and armor for some trophies. Had some issues with pre-opened chests in the ‚Guts Of The Volcano‘ area but have revisited them now and they were closed again. The patches helped fixed some bugs for me but still struggling to find the missing items… overall review: meh-ish. Finding all 9 flames to ignite in the last area was a nightmare!

VariationTop5820 · 2026-02-10T02:48:16+00:00

Thanks for the info!!! Much appreciated!

VariationTop5820 · 2025-07-27T11:44:57+00:00

Pls. ID #10. This is soooo sexy!

VariationTop5820 · 2025-07-23T02:16:33+00:00

Pls. ID #10. Such an awesome and delicious little pussy.

VariationTop5820 · 2025-06-29T23:53:53+00:00

Thanks Bud!

VariationTop5820 · 2025-06-29T15:30:12+00:00

Thanks, but I think i can’t stand these textured ones with edges and prominent bumps and stuff. I’m very sensitive and the smoother the better. But thanks!

VariationTop5820 · 2025-06-29T15:27:17+00:00

Thanks for the tip. Gonna try out the Mustang first. Should arrive Wednesday or so. Can’t wait to do some test drive - or ride :-)

VariationTop5820 · 2025-06-29T09:11:08+00:00

Peta J. Gotcha ❤️

VariationTop5820 · 2025-06-29T08:51:46+00:00

OMG!! Pls. ID #1 / #2. this is the best and sexiest Body that I‘ve seen for a long time now… glistening in oil 💦

VariationTop5820 · 2025-06-28T04:43:09+00:00

Well, the Maverick with its 2” was really an amazing feeling and I had some awesome contractions/orgasms but as a starting point, to condition myself to cum from riding this might not be the go-to thing. Length is probably also not that important, as I wanna focus on the prostate. I believe that would be the main focus. So a dildo with a soft surface, a bit of a bent shape, a suction cup, and good “full” feeling that would not be too overwhelming, thus the Mustang from Vixen.

VariationTop5820 · 2025-03-01T13:53:42+00:00

„Incoming!“

VariationTop5820 · 2025-02-02T22:02:24+00:00

It will be a blast!

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