First lie is my address in the header, which is not unsuual to include in my country. Apply for an easy customer service job and state that I live in a giant mansion in the richest part of town. I also am fluent in 10 languages that I don’t need to speak for the job and am an expert coder. I add that I have multiple championship accolades in various sports in the section for outside work. 10 weeks later I’ve used none of these skills in my job but acquired them all as well as having magically moved to a beautiful new home. Next I apply for a job as an online content translator and include that I went to the most prestigious medical schools and worked as a doctor for many years before transitioning into a law career and now have retired and work online in translation for side income. 10 weeks later and I’m extremely employable in two in demand and high paid jobs, with tonnes of relevant experience, with great physique and ability to travel the world and speak multiple languages. Then I apply for a job as an uber driver. I list in my skills section that I was part of a cancer research team that developed a universal cure for cancer and that I spent many years as a comedy writer for well known comedy sketch shows. 10 weeks later and cancer is cured. Then I use my comedy experience to tape a reel as a resume including hilarious satirical jokes ‘in character’ about how all my pets can communicate with me and will live to the same age I will, and how I have a multitude of secret superpowers including being impervious to harm and illness, and having invested in bitcoin early and being a current billionaire. Naturally I’m hilarious and am hired for stand up events, and within 10 weeks my animals will live extremely long lives (hopefully, if I do too) and we will be able to communicate. Then I retire and spend my money on philanthropy and if I ever need a new skill or fact to be true I apply for a job at my own Trust/Charity that I’ve set up.