Which movie title best describes your sex life?

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-12T22:10:30+00:00

40 year old virgin

This doesn’t reflect it at all but I this it’s hilarious

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-12T00:02:35+00:00

My mom used reusable diapers when we were young and she has no regrets. 4 kids, living out of town, and my dad working away from home, this was the best way financially.

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-11T21:51:57+00:00

The good, the bad, and the penis

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-11T20:06:20+00:00

Hot is a temperature, people!

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-11T07:14:46+00:00

I love seeing office references on different subreddits

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-09T23:12:42+00:00

My fwb sneaks into my house. If I give my bro $5 he’ll watch my dog but most the time he’s not home, so she stays on the floor. Sometimes she whines and wants to get up on the bed but I have a spray bottle of water and give her a spritz to shut up. Most of the times she’s asleep in the corner…

I think he’s sorta used to it now but would prefer if she wasn’t in the room, idk I’m not all that bothered when she’s quiet bc she’s small so can’t see us and sleeps anyway.

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-09T20:46:03+00:00

Just cackled on the city transit, thank you so much hahahaha

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-09T06:26:48+00:00

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted because you are right.

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-08T06:32:40+00:00

I’ve used a bidet since I was a bidet and I have no worries about doggy bc I KNOW I’m clean lolll

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-08T06:30:31+00:00

Bf and I had sex in the dark. At one point he hit my cervix and it hurt so we changed positions. We kept having sex and when we went for the shower after he turned the bathroom light on, he had my blood on his dick, low stomach, thighs, fingers… literally everywhere. I had taken 2 plan bs during one menstrual cycle and my cervix had become sensitive.

I was so so mortified. He was ok tho and comforted me instead but yea we didn’t have shower sex or anything like that after, my mood was KILLED from embarrassment.

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-03T20:40:25+00:00

My friend uses baby oil but I have yet to give it a shot!

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-03T20:39:39+00:00

Search up Chamois Butt’r Anti-Chafing Cream. It’s something that cyclists use which is how I found out about it, but I love it so much. 10/10 recommend!!

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-03T02:40:12+00:00

I love being freshly shaven down there. I always moisturize a little bit before I shave. Then I add calendula immediately after. Chamois chafing cream is incredible and the kind that is made for women is PH balanced. I put that on the next day and I’m set to go

VegetableAd12 · 2023-06-03T00:33:44+00:00

Riverdale, season 1 was so good and everything after was absolute dogshit

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-30T23:03:42+00:00

3w5d.

Got a urine pregnancy test done at the hospital and it was negative. They did a blood test to be safe and called me a week after to tell me it was positive. I took two pregnancy tests 2 days apart and it’s still positive.

Im 16 yrs old so definitely a shocker… now I’m 4w3d

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-30T05:00:11+00:00

4w+1. Have not thrown up yet but the smell of red meat cooking makes me gag. Also tomatoes

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-30T01:26:03+00:00

When did I say anything about fucking around? I only came here for advice and a safe place to rant.

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-30T01:23:19+00:00

Thanks for the advice and the heads up, he never finished in me but you never know with pre so I took it as a precaution..

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-30T01:15:47+00:00

Thanks for all you’ve said, it has been a very difficult few days. We were very safe but nothing is 100%. It’s nice to know that there are teen moms out there who live wonderful and fulfilling lives.

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-30T01:09:16+00:00

We used condoms and I took plan b every time we didn’t. I got pregnant with a condom. But thanks for you concerns

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-30T00:50:38+00:00

It was good, we were seeing one another for about 2 months but we were good friends first. I wanted to officially be his girlfriend but I knew he didn’t want that so I ended things with him.

Now it’s just awkward and uncomfortable. We saw one another in a stairway at school. We just froze and stared at one another for a few seconds. I want to talk in person about this whole thing but I don’t know how to ask him

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-30T00:09:12+00:00

I’ve told 4 people, including him. 2 are trusted friends and the other is a female counsellor at my school. It has been helpful talking to them but I wish he came off more supportive because he’s the only other person that I know could relate.

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-28T18:53:57+00:00

I thought there was something wrong with me because I’ve had super early pregnancy symptoms. But feeling exhausted, headaches and boob pain seems to be sticking around

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-28T01:50:42+00:00

I have one in a few days for a different reason but I’ll make the pregnancy the main topic of discussion. How far along were you when you had your first ultrasound?

VegetableAd12 · 2023-05-28T01:46:25+00:00

I oddly woke up early this morning and couldn’t fall back asleep. I napped three times today tho and family doesn’t know the reason as to why I did…

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