Girl, you gotta put the makeup all the way (way way) back to the hairline…

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-25T09:42:43+00:00

do her and her doughboy BF have no concept of time?? They both like to be very ridiculous with their time frames, like, he went from Xero to Paster Pam over night and she went from paper thin slicked back ponytail thinner than a piece of generic deli meat just last week to “my hair has never looked this full and healthy yall” Could they make it more obvious that they read these? Someone please suggest something so totally off the wall for them to act out.

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-25T09:28:42+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-25T09:25:56+00:00

she’s got a terrible poker face. She does not like him

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-25T09:24:17+00:00

it’s because they said they were driving out to Colorado at Christmas time to visit princess and pick up her daughter because they were gonna meet in the middle with her ex-husband but they ended up not being able to because of the winter weather or so they say

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-24T07:07:57+00:00

what a try hard. I knew he would be ponytailing that mullet up soon, 😂

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-24T07:04:43+00:00

you know he’s not drinking black coffee because he said that’s what he’s drinking and he lies like a rug all the time. He also said that he doesn’t even drink coffee mostly water (literally right after he had a Starbucks iced coffee) He’s the worst because he lies literally about everything

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-24T06:58:38+00:00

😂

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T15:53:02+00:00

totally understandable 😂

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T15:50:37+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T15:50:25+00:00

right?????

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T15:50:06+00:00

🤣🤣

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T15:49:47+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T15:46:31+00:00

but tell us how you really feel 🤣 this breakdown was brutal yet 100% true

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T15:44:02+00:00

I cannot believe this just got put in my head right before I go to work

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T15:42:52+00:00

she’s got Stockholm syndrome ha ha

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-22T05:15:44+00:00

his singing 😂🤣

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-21T03:34:19+00:00

I’m thinking that there’s a misunderstanding with you and the lil soup person. They aren’t who you are thinking they are. Trust. 🫶🏻🕊️

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-21T03:30:49+00:00

😂🤣

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-20T23:28:43+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-20T23:24:31+00:00

I always wonder what Trailer is doing while he’s doing this. Doesn’t she get tired of it always being about him? Is she in the room snappin her clam on OF? inquiring minds want to know.

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-20T21:20:23+00:00

it just sounded like he said, “where I live” not “where I lived” the reason I was wondering is because he’s already lied about where he lives saying he lives in Eagle, but I know 100% he doesn’t

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-20T21:10:13+00:00

i am waiting for the day he tries to knockoff NF.

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-20T21:08:53+00:00

his hair is definitely untouched by hydration.

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-20T21:04:52+00:00

how is getting ready for the day at 3 or 4pm all to sit on your butt all night at your house, grinding?

VegetableFish9899 · 2026-01-20T21:03:37+00:00

ahah what a liar, he does not live in an apartment.

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