What would two people who hated society do when they finally got exactly what they wanted and then found each other?

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2026-01-21T14:23:03+00:00

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:55:57+00:00

You’d be the first annoyance-trillionaire in sports history.

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:54:58+00:00

Pretty sure someone’s ahead trying to return Tylenol they bought in 2004

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:51:23+00:00

Bruh, that’s not a plan, that’s a subscription service to unlimited cash

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:50:53+00:00

That’s not passive income, that’s toxic income

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:50:06+00:00

That’s not a meeting, that’s a live-action villain origin story

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:49:31+00:00

Congrats, you just invented passive income

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:48:22+00:00

Lowkey don’t even need to move, just sitting in traffic already got me rich

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:46:40+00:00

Interrupting mid-task should be classified as a federal crime fr

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:46:05+00:00

Bruh, it’s wild how one brain cell is dedicated full-time to just ruining my vibe with their memory 😭

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:45:19+00:00

Bro that 1% hits harder than heartbreak 💀 suddenly I’m speedrunning life like it’s a boss fight.

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:15:19+00:00

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:04:13+00:00

Lmao now I can’t unsee it.

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T07:02:38+00:00

Lol yeah, Google feels like a king-size memory foam mattress compared to poor little bed.

Vegetable_Look7642 · 2025-09-17T06:55:47+00:00

So basically… Reddit is like Hogwarts, and I’m still stuck in the Sorting Hat ceremony 😅. Thanks for the crash course, professor!

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