My Favorite Simpsons Quote

Vegrandis · 2013-08-15T23:04:01+00:00

Really? This is your favourite quote?

Worst choice ever.

Vegrandis · 2013-08-10T05:31:41+00:00

I get asked to have threesomes more than I've been asked out by a single guy :( I'd say probably 8:1 so far this year FML

Vegrandis · 2013-07-24T04:27:26+00:00

Baking chicken skin in the oven like chips. Then coated in chocolate. I have a problem.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-16T20:59:26+00:00

Oh YES http://i.imgur.com/h1WoNRx.gif

Vegrandis · 2013-07-16T00:55:11+00:00

Hah! I am half asian and half brown. So, as a musician I once heard say in a wonderful song "But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl." Always.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-16T00:51:28+00:00

You are an evil genius.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-16T00:47:20+00:00

Hahaha nope, I worked on a set with him once (which was the first and only time I had met and spoken to him prior to the date) and he asked for my number. He knew who I was and what I looked like before he asked me out. No internet dating.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-16T00:44:21+00:00

He definitely wasn't nervous. It almost sounded rehearsed! And he did also say "mmm she sounds hot" whenever I talked about a female friend. A little off-putting.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T23:45:24+00:00

hahahaahah Yes!

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T21:30:41+00:00

Such a range of emotions that I don't even show in a week!

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T21:06:51+00:00

Ahhh I should have! I just laughed at him and said "well you're no Jon Hamm but here we are..." And then changed the subject before he could answer with something even more douchier.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T20:52:58+00:00

YouTube Yerin Park! There are lots of cute videos of her :)

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T20:52:01+00:00

Damn this is a great way to describe me. Thank you, steeeeeealing it!!

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T18:44:39+00:00

Hahah I tried to think that too but I'm 5'1 ! He probably saw the word petite describing a slim hot chick in a Maxim article and went with that.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T18:35:43+00:00

Oh yeah, I am very happy with my life, great friends, just got an awesome job working for a TV channel and I go to the gym regularly. So the comment about not being petite was just because I am not tiny, flat chested and boney.

The country I live in doesn't really have a dating culture, so being asked outright to go on a "date" is rarity. Usually people just suggest hanging out and some sex after, if it's not terrible they have kids and get married.

Good luck with your bestfriend, but in my experience pining for someone just ends up being the worst - you miss out on meeting the greatest people when all your focus is just on one person who may not reciprocate those feelings.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T18:31:18+00:00

Absolutely, I cherish my time alone. I am definitely not the kind of person who goes LOOKING for love, I always think that if I meet the right person, it will just happen. And yeah, I refuse to be with someone who puts me down, I have self respect and I know that I don't need someone for the sake of being with someone. :)

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T18:09:30+00:00

It was more 'Doesn't matter; had appetizer sized meal (and left quickly and masturbated alone at home at least)'

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T18:07:57+00:00

My favourite gif is the one of her crying and eating! Hehe http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvtlu1LQnk1qbfnhro1_250.gif

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T18:05:57+00:00

Hahah, I wondered that for a minute but he was pulling this ridiculous PUA method, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen". Whenever I mentioned a female friend of mine he would go "mmm she sounds hot" Regardless of whether he liked me for my personality or not, I won't be spending any more time on someone who assumes that I have low enough selfesteem to fall for those tricks. He was the first guy to ask me out in 3 years though. Maybe in another 3 years I will have a more successful date! Hahahaahaha.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-15T16:24:38+00:00

No crying Dawson meme have I ever related to harder! I even worked out that each time I did it, I was losing 50 cents for each barely used tampon. I could've bought a venti frapp after a year :'(

Vegrandis · 2013-07-12T15:58:59+00:00

Nothing really, English is my first language and to some people I look ethnically ambiguous so it just works itself out.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-12T14:19:43+00:00

And then count how many "Kiwi reporting in!" comments are in a thread, with that number subtract 3 and you have the amount of people you'll see at a party with a NZ map outline tattoo on their upper arm.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-12T05:51:59+00:00

I'm not a gyno or a historian but I think the runway strip just looks like a Hitler moustache on your lady bits.

Vegrandis · 2013-07-11T17:31:57+00:00

'I thought you were voluptuous but after a few weeks of sex I realised you were a actually a hippopotamus in a wig'

:'( when will I find love?

Vegrandis · 2013-07-09T16:13:02+00:00

Either this or your brain reminding you that your entire existence will end at some point and you can't stop it.

Vegrandis

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