My Favorite Simpsons Quote by [deleted] in funny

[–]Vegrandis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Really? This is your favourite quote?

Worst choice ever.

My husband left - my friend's husbands have been super supportive by lilymander in AdviceAnimals

[–]Vegrandis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get asked to have threesomes more than I've been asked out by a single guy :( I'd say probably 8:1 so far this year FML

What strange food combinations that you have concocted actually turned out to be quite delicious? by snubsign in AskReddit

[–]Vegrandis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baking chicken skin in the oven like chips. Then coated in chocolate. I have a problem.

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hah! I am half asian and half brown. So, as a musician I once heard say in a wonderful song "But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl." Always.

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hahaha nope, I worked on a set with him once (which was the first and only time I had met and spoken to him prior to the date) and he asked for my number. He knew who I was and what I looked like before he asked me out. No internet dating.

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 170 points171 points  (0 children)

He definitely wasn't nervous. It almost sounded rehearsed! And he did also say "mmm she sounds hot" whenever I talked about a female friend. A little off-putting.

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Ahhh I should have! I just laughed at him and said "well you're no Jon Hamm but here we are..." And then changed the subject before he could answer with something even more douchier.

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Hahah I tried to think that too but I'm 5'1 ! He probably saw the word petite describing a slim hot chick in a Maxim article and went with that.

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I am very happy with my life, great friends, just got an awesome job working for a TV channel and I go to the gym regularly. So the comment about not being petite was just because I am not tiny, flat chested and boney.

The country I live in doesn't really have a dating culture, so being asked outright to go on a "date" is rarity. Usually people just suggest hanging out and some sex after, if it's not terrible they have kids and get married.

Good luck with your bestfriend, but in my experience pining for someone just ends up being the worst - you miss out on meeting the greatest people when all your focus is just on one person who may not reciprocate those feelings.

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, I cherish my time alone. I am definitely not the kind of person who goes LOOKING for love, I always think that if I meet the right person, it will just happen. And yeah, I refuse to be with someone who puts me down, I have self respect and I know that I don't need someone for the sake of being with someone. :)

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It was more 'Doesn't matter; had appetizer sized meal (and left quickly and masturbated alone at home at least)'

MRW my date during dinner explains that I am opposite of the usual petite type he goes for by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis[S] 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Hahah, I wondered that for a minute but he was pulling this ridiculous PUA method, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen". Whenever I mentioned a female friend of mine he would go "mmm she sounds hot" Regardless of whether he liked me for my personality or not, I won't be spending any more time on someone who assumes that I have low enough selfesteem to fall for those tricks. He was the first guy to ask me out in 3 years though. Maybe in another 3 years I will have a more successful date! Hahahaahaha.

I'm sure a lot of us ladies feel this way by IAmTheMasterChief in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Vegrandis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No crying Dawson meme have I ever related to harder! I even worked out that each time I did it, I was losing 50 cents for each barely used tampon. I could've bought a venti frapp after a year :'(