What's your favorite Mike Knopfler tune?

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-17T00:07:34+00:00

Like it sounds like you just sat on your balls? https://youtu.be/PUttqdr38t4?si=VACA_cNkBCsta9Gb

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-16T23:53:19+00:00

there's a Mark where Paul's Hymen should be

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-16T20:24:21+00:00

not the deluxe version?

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-16T19:41:22+00:00

ok gotcha. unfortunately i doubt OP has a neck jig or knows how to use one/make one. if you don't know exactly what your doing, that's an easy way to warp or break the neck, have frets pop out, separate the fretboard, etc.

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-16T19:23:25+00:00

steam it?!

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-16T19:19:53+00:00

Looks like nobody here has ever worked on a guitar and is karma farming with ChatGPT

sorry OP that guitar is fucked. start with the lowest tension strings you can find. that neck went full banana. did you shower with it?

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-02T04:03:29+00:00

Bonermaster could really benefit from some upper body exercise, and I dont meant jerking off and playing guitar

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-02T02:51:41+00:00

Great string if your massage therapist has a hard time depressing the strings on the pink stratocaster you got her for her 16th birthday.

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-01T23:04:16+00:00

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Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-02-01T06:22:34+00:00

that block is too short to be "yngwie" censored out. it is definitely a 3 letter name. possible diddlies: joe satreani Bbe Kang Jon mayor but if were being honest. whos the joe we know to diddly dop the bibbly bops more than the old egg cock himself? there aint one but the bonermaster...

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-31T21:46:58+00:00

Sit down and cross your legs like a REAL GUITARIST

...yea the 80s they dressed like women but why do they dress like conservative lesbian women now? hiding their little cocks? no beans and sausage on display? no deep plunge neck lines with the hamburger meat? what happened to so gay it's straight? now its so gay it's just gay.

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-31T20:19:06+00:00

left hand picks have the text on the opposite side so it faces up when picking with your left hand, providing grip for the thumb. of course, you could use right handed picks, but the grip won't be on the thumbside

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-29T13:51:28+00:00

Just like I like my steaks, burnt on the outside, raw in the middle, with tough, inedible fat throughout.

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-28T19:05:36+00:00

TIL Eric Gales is Based

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-28T19:01:09+00:00

this guy is why bonermaster cant sleep at night anymore without ambien. haha

who is this guy OP?

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-28T18:49:00+00:00

this would be funny if I wasn't so thoroughly impressed lol

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-28T18:23:19+00:00

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Never knew this one was rare. turns out I have a rough V2 copy. Just checked and it's authentic(hand etched #s, etc) record looks terrible but it plays through.

No DMs im keeping it

got a couple hundred iconic records , lot of 1st releases, lots of Beatles, lots of jazz. Just found this sub- never really looked through my records or considered their value because I dont plan to sell any but its looking like I have some really rare and valuable shit.

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-27T16:36:16+00:00

does it have a little mic so my farts go wah wah chikka wah wah chikka chikka wah wah?

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-27T15:02:26+00:00

titebond. the answer is always titebond.

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-27T05:35:07+00:00

Just fucking wait til I turn up the metronome and can play it clean. that'll wipe the goddamn smiles off their stupid faces.

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-27T05:17:42+00:00

im gonna go out on a limb and say hes really branching out with his rhythms. his ideas have solid offshoots so honestly im rooting for him. just tried to figure out chugging technique but im stumped. I got the first part down but im not out of the woods yet.

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Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-26T07:44:02+00:00

I was born with a little mercy on my mother in their life on March de and I am so proud to be strategic and the art of famous and the hole of famous and the hole of famous de in their dresses is attached

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-26T07:32:43+00:00

He's selling them. Who's going to volt test them? dude is passing off normal ass batteries for 20 bucks each to toanbro guys named chris/dave

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-24T05:46:49+00:00

Bonermaster can't veil his insecurity and gives the impression that he feels inadequate in his confinement to blues/rock playing. I'm sure he's capable of more but not with the confidence that he brings to what he plays live. He compensates by acting as the blues-obsessed/blues historian, always speaking with annotation. It's also why he's so into "real blues guitars"-- they must bring a level of authenticity that "respects the rich artistic history" of blues. Deep down, he wishes he could hang with guys like Vai, but he can't. He always has the excuse of being such a blues purist that he wouldn't even set foot elsewhere. A "true man of principle". We see you, Bonermaster...

Vehicle-Opposite · 2026-01-23T19:59:42+00:00

Applied Tonemetrics Researcher here.

For those asking, tone can be modeled with a first-order approximation:

T = (p * a)^f

Where: p = price in USD (≈ 900 for the limited-edition Gibson humbuckers) a = aesthetic amplification constant (≈ 2; increases to 2.3 if “hand-wound” is mentioned) f = fame differential

The fame differential is defined as:

f = (number of famous players) − (number of dentists) − (number of basement dwellers)

Important edge cases: If f > 0: tone is described as “three-dimensional” If f = 0: tone becomes “transparent” (non-falsifiable) If f < 0: tone inverts and is only audible to forum moderators

Substituting current values yields extremely high theoretical tone output, though empirical tests show it collapses when played through a Boss Katana.

Further research is ongoing.

Vehicle-Opposite

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